Piper: I hope this one at least uses the door.
Cole: Me too, Lindsay freaked out when the last one orbed in behind her.
Phoebe: We haven't had a decent applicant yet... *the doorbell rings* That's a good sign. I'll get it!
Mysterious brown-haired woman at the door: Hi, I'm Rachel Tennyson. I'm here for an interview.
Phoebe: Hi, I'm Phoebe Halliwell. Come on in...
Rachel: Thanks.
Prue: Hi, I'm Prue.
Rachel: Hi. And you're the oldest, right?
Prue: Yeah. These are my younger sisters, Piper, Phoebe, and Paige. And their husbands, Leo,
Cole, and Steve (consecutively). And my husband Andy.
Rachel: Wow, what a large family.
Leo: You have no idea...
Rachel: I've always dreamed about meeting the Charmed Ones.
Paige: Here we are. Okay, what are your baby-sitting experiences?
Rachel: Well, I'm a whitelighter-witch, like Paige, but I mostly work as a baby-sitter for magical children.
Andy: *exchanges glances with the other parents* Great! You're hired!
Rachel: YAYAYAYAY! *clears throat* I mean, thank you very much.
Leo: Piper and I have 3 kids: Emily, Larissa, and Lindsay. Prue and Andy have Kelly, Karoline, and Kathryn. Paige and Steve have 2 kids: Julia and Lauren. Then Phoebe has Amanda and Vicki.
Rachel: Okay, I'll try and remember that.
Phoebe: I'll get the kids.
Prue: I'll do it: Powers of the witches rise,
Course unseen across the skies,
Come to us who call you near,
Come to us and settle here.
Piper: Prue! That is so personal gain! But, since I don't want to round up all the kids from all over the planet, go ahead. *the kids appear in the living room*
Rachel: Wow.