More Angst with Email. :)
Patt
Subject: Chief, do you think I'm stupid?
Chief, do you think of me as a stupid man? Because I've been trying
to figure out all of this email crap and I'm not getting anywhere.
I've finally just given up and decided to talk to you via yahoogroups.
Everyone already knows about us now. What more could happen, eh?
What's new, Chief?
Love,
Jim
Subject: Yes, sometimes you are a little slow on the uptake.
Jim, first of all, I'm going to tell you what to do. Go to the start
button and click on it and find the AOL button. Even if your friend
doesn't have AOL, chances are you can still sign in that way. You have
that AOL account, so open it up and go to town. You'll get all of your
email and also be able to reach all of your group lists. Let me know
how this worked.
Everything's fine here. Simon took me out for dinner last night and
we had a really good time. We discussed this whole email thing and
we almost got thrown out of the restaurant because of the loud laughter.
We couldn't help it, Jim. You're so easy, man. Sorry. But everyone
in the bullpen told me to tell you hi and that they'll look for more notes
on the yahoogroup list tonight.
Love,
Blair.
Subject: Fuck you, Chief!
I can't believe that you all are thinking this is so funny. Geeze,
I'm in AOhelL and you're laughing your asses off. Well, just remember
that when you need help. He who makes fun will get it back triple.
So there. They're not going to see anything on this yahoo group list
'cuz I'm not going to say anything, anymore. I'm not going to mention
the little noises you make as I suck on your nipples and as you get closer
and closer to coming. No one will hear that from me. No way.
They also won't hear anything about how you like to dress up for different
fantasies. And I would never, ever mention the fact that you like to
dress like a woman from time to time.
Glad things are well.
Jim
Subject: You're such a fucking prick!
Ellison, you're an ass. Everyone's laughing their asses off.
They think it's really funny that you're doing this on the list. I
can't believe you'd mention that. 'Cuz I'd never mention how you're
my big ole slut bottom boy. I wouldn't ever think to bring that up
on a yahoo list. No one would hear that from my lips. No way,
no how.
You didn't put Love, Jim on your list note. Better straighten up or
I'll make sure that they know everything about us. I miss you, big man.
Now get that damn email thing worked out and grow up.
Love,
Blair.
Subject: I figured it out.
Hey, I'm back on AOhell. :) So this will be the last note here.
Hot damn. Yes, everyone I'm a bottom boy slut and proud of it.
Although I don't have much choice. He's the Chief. He's the boss.
I think everyone knows now. Okay, I have to get off, I"m laughing too
hard. You list people are just way too easy. Talk about sluts.
Bye, babe.
Love,
Jim
Subject: Ellison is a liar
Okay, Ellison. Sandburg told us this stuff and now you're saying he's
a liar? Well, we all think you're the liar. Maybe we should
have a contest to see who's telling the truth and who isn't. As your
boss, I just wanted to tell you that I think this is neither the place or
the time to go into all of this. But if you were going to, I'd bet
on you being the bottom boy slut.
Simon
Subject: This is a damn Watchman list.
Will you all stop talking about who's the bottom or not? Who cares?
Jim
Subject: Spoken like a man hiding out.
Hey, Jim, Rafe and Brown here. We'd just like to say we believe Hairboy,
so stop spreading lies about him.
H and Rafe
Subject: Knock It Off!!!!!
Okay, this is the moderator. This is neither the time nor place to
be speaking of such personal things. Please take all of this off list.
And I don't want to warn you again or I'll unsub you without a second thought.
This is your first and final warning. Beware.
List Mom
Subject: Hee Hee
I totally agree, List Mom. Carry on.
Blair
Subject: Re: Hee Hee
What's so fucking funny, Chief. She's talking about us.
Jim
Subject: Okay, you were warned.
As of now, you are both off the list. And you won't be able to come
back until I see fit. (Which is when hell freezes over)
List Mom
Subject: Well, fuck!
Jim
Subject: Re:Well, Fuck!
I second that.
Blair
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