| Q U O T E S To Live By some of these are funny, some aren't...hopefully you can distinguish...happy reading |
| 1. If you can't catch what life throws at you, maybe it's time for a new glove. Either that or run like hell. |
| 2. We can't predict life changes, but we can be prepared.. |
| 3. If you can't be happy, then think happy. |
| 4. Regrets are like toothaches. The only way to get rid of them is to do something about them. |
| 5. Life is like an oncoming car. The faster you go, the faster it passes you by. |
| 6. Happiness is not a place, it's the vehicle that gets you there. |
| 7. You have no one to blame but your parents. |
| 8. Never go through life with pins on your head. They'll only attract attention. |
| 9. Stop preparing for life and live it. |
| 10. Never take Dramamine thinking it's cold medicine, especially before Christmas mass. |
| 11.Life has never made much sense to me, but I guess that's half the fun. |
| 12. Defenses are like sunglasses. You have to lower them to see the world clearly. |
| 13. Everything happens for a reason, but be patient. The reason usually lags behind. |
| 14. Never leave someone angry. |
| 15. Accept everyone, but know when to except everyone. |
| 16. Cry at least once a week. |
| 17. Don't just pray when you need things. |
| 18. Never lose your bikini top in a pool full of guys. |
| 19. Find your fountain of youth. |
| 20. Never shut people out of your life. In the grand scheme of life, the problem doesn't matter. |
| 21. The hardest lesson in life is to let someone go the way they want to be let go, not the way you want to let them go. |