It was with great delight that I read your most lugubrious reply. God truly works miracles. Your letter was inspirational to say the least. Your pastor certainly seems to know a lot about email and God. Which church do you belong to?
I have sent an email to Mr. Theodore as you requested. Sorry if it took too long, but I am not very conversant with computers in general, and have only been learning about them recently by force since my husband’s tragic death. Eventually I had to ask one of my girlfriends how to do it, and she explained cutting and pasting to me. Lands sakes, I admit I said a few unladylike things in frustration!
There is another embarrassing detail I must relate to you. I’m sure it will be all right, since you are such a Godly and understanding man. You may notice that I haven’t supplied you with a phone number, and that’s because I’m deaf as a stone. You could scream down the phone lines and it wouldn’t do a thing. Hopefully email will suffice. I will have the fax number for you presently. Don, my late husband, was always using the contraption, not me, so I’ll have to dig the number out for it. Please be patient.
Your letters have been a great comfort to me. Since Don’s death, I have been very lonely, and you sound like such a good man. Please tell me about yourself – are you married? How old are you?
Devoted,
Hazel Morgan
ps. Is it all right if I call you Benson? You can call me Hazel if you wish.