I'm not really expecting any reply to this, but one never knows:
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I'm sure that isn't your real name, but mine isn't Frangelico Kahlua, so I guess we're even. In fact, Hazel Morgan, the late Capt. Morgan and Stavros Stolichnaya didn't exist either.
I have very much enjoyed our conversation over the last few weeks. Rarely have I had the opportunity to converse with a person willing to let a harmless old lady get beaten up, in pursuit of money. You managed to surpass my expectations - first in encouraging Hazel to go to a loan shark, knowing that any money sent to you would never be repaid; and second in that upon hearing of her death (one you would have been responsible for, assuming she had been a real person), you were able to bypass any shred of human decency and make a pitch to her friend for money as well.
And yet, you are obviously an intelligent man, judging by some of your messages, especially your tribute to Hazel upon her death.
Would you mind answering a few questions for me?
How did you get into this racket in the first place? Have you ever felt guilty about taking people's money? Is this what you do for a living, or is it just a sideline?
And to answer some questions you might have:
Capt. Morgan is a brand of rum
Bacardi is a manufacturer of rum
Gooderham & Worts is a distillery, not a law firm
Glenlivet, Glenfiddich and Glenmorangie are different
brands of single-malt Scotch
Stolichnaya is a brand of vodka
Frangelico is a liqueur, as is Kahlua
My fondest regards, to both you and Mr. Theodore (assuming you weren't Mr. Theodore as well).