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THIS IS TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL CONTAINING THE DETAILS OF THE PAYMENT YOU HAVE MADE AS DIRECTED. 

YOUR PARTNER BENSON ANSUMANE HAS REACHED ME AND NOTIFIED ME ABOUT THIS.  I WAS NOT IN OFFICE YESTERDAY DUE TO THE HOLIDAY THAT TOOK THE WHOLE OF YESTERDAY. 

THE RECEIVING OFFICER SHALL BE GOING TO THE BANK SOONEST TO COLLECT THE MONEY YOU SENT TO ENABLE US EFFECT ALL THE DEDUCTIONS OF THE REQUIRED BANK CHARGES AND CARRY OUT THE REMITTANCE OF YOUR FUND AS PROMISED

 IF THE DEDUCTIONS ARE CONCLUDED ON TIME TODAY YOUR FUND SHALL BE REMITTED TO YOUR ACCOUNT AS NORMINATED

YOU CAN BE SURE OF RETURNING THE LOAN SOONEST BEFORE HE DOES ANY HARM AS YOUR FUND SHALL BE WIRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT LATEST TOMORROW . 

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION. 

YOURS FAITHFULLY, 

MR.BOULABY THEODORE.

...But there seems to be a snag.  Strangely, the numbers Hazel provided don't work

THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT THE CONTRL NUMBERS YOU SENT FOR THE MONEY YOU SENT IS NOT CORRECT.

THE RECEIVING OFFICER WAS AT THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE HERE TO COLLECT THE MONEY AND THEY TOLD HIM THAT THE CONTROL NUMBESR: 4789545990 WHICH YOU SENT IS NOT CORRECT . 

YOU ARE QUICKLY ADVISED TO HAVE A LOOK AT THE CONTROL NUMBERS AND FIND OUT IF YOU MADE A MISTAKE IN THE NUMBERS YOU QUOTED . THE RECEIVING OFFICER WILL GO TO THE BANK AGAIN TOMORROW TO COLLECT THE MONEY .

THEREFORE RECONFIRM THE NUMBERS AND SEND IT URGENTLY.

YOU MAY NEED TO CONTACT THE PLACE WHERE THE MONEY WAS SENT FROM TO CONFIRM THE CORRECT CONTROL NUMBERS. 

I WILL HAVE TO WAITE UNTILL YOU CONFIRM THIS NUMBERS SO THAT THE OFFICER CAN GO TO THE BANK TOMORROW FOR THE COLLECTION OF THE MONEY YOU SENT. 

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION. 

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

MR.BOULABY THEODORE.

And Benson weighs in too:

HOW ARE YOU TODAY.

 I AM WRITING TO INFORM YOU THAT MR. BOULABY THEODORE HAS INFORMED ME THAT THE CONTROL NUMBESR YOU SENT FOR THE WESTERN UNION MONEY YOU SENT THEM WAS NOT CORRECT.

MR. BOULABY THEODORE ALSO INFORMED ME THAT HE HAS REQUESTED YOU TO CROSS CHECK THE NUMBERS AND NOTIFY HIM. 

PLEASE I ADVISE YOU TO FIND OUT THE CORRECT NUMBERS AND SEND TO HIM . THE BEST IS FOR YOU TO NOTIFY THE BRANCH OF THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE WHERE YOU MADE THE PAYMENT FROM TO RECONFIRM TO YOU THE CORRECT NUMBERS AS MAY BE THEY MADE A MISTAKE IN THE NUMBERS THEY GAVE YOU. 

HOPING THAT ALL WILL BE CONCLUDED TODAY. 

YOURS LOVINGLY, 

BENSON.

It's all so cute - sort of a Good Cop/Bad Cop thing

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