Don provides *way* too much information
Dear Dr. Kelvin:Sorry if I was rude earlier.
Please do not take this as impatience towards you, it's just that I was having extreme difficulty passing a jelly bean that my mistress shoved up my penis. I know that you're not into that scene, so I wanted to apologize for my behaviour.
Meanwhile, the impressively terse Mr. John (not Johnson, as we had been led to believe) responds
From:"larry john" <[email protected]>
CUSTOMER,
KINDLY IDENTIFY YOURSELF BY FAX US A COPY OF YOUR DRIVER LICENCE OR
INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT.
ALSO SEND YOUR HOME ADDR. HOME PHONE AND WORK.
FAX NUMBER 1 775 514 7762
Dear Mr. Johnson:
> KINDLY IDENTIFY YOURSELF BY FAX US A COPY OF YOUR
> DRIVER LICENCE OR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT.
You'll have to explain to me why you need my passport first.
Dr. Kelvin will vouch for me, and in addition gave me the following numbers to
identify myself with:
Ref. Number is OYL /2551256003/22
Batch: 14/0017/IPD
> ALSO SEND YOUR HOME ADDR. HOME PHONE AND WORK.
My address is as follows:
Donald Morgan
Licorice Whips Inc.
69 Safeword Blvd.
Las Vegas NV
USA
My combined phone and fax number is:
206-338-2673
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