> PAYMENT TO MOVE TO CANADA AS I HAVE TOLD YOU. YOU
> ARE TO ARRANGE $3,000 AS A FEE FOR HANDLING CHARGES
> TO MEET THE DIPLOMAT AT THE POINT OF ENTRERY AT
> CANADA.THE DIPLOMAT WILL BE CALLING YOU IMMEDIATELY
> THE LAND AT CANADA.
I authorize you to take the handling fees from my winnings. You mentioned previously that they would be in cash, so it obviously won't be that much effort. (This is one of the usual jump-off moments. At this point, Kelvin should write back and say why that isn't possible, blah, blah, the money is under diplomatic seal, blah, blah)
Also, could you please tell me where in Canada I'm supposed to meet this diplomat? Perhaps since you are in Holland, you don't understand just how big Canada and the US are. What does this diplomat think I'm going to do - wait for his phone call and then jump in my car?
And according to my mistress, you haven't contacted her yet. I guess I'm going to suffer for that, but it'll be worth it.
If you don't mind me asking, though, is it that you are just not interested in women? (Yes, we've started to resort to questioning his heterosexuality, just to see if we can get any sort of spark out of him)
Dr. Kelvin is a total miss - doesn't react to me sidestepping his request for money, and his confidence in his heterosexuality is unshakeable)
Greeting to you Mr don i receive your mail and the detail information is understood i will forward the message to the payment office in armsterdam and i will give you the outcome of any further instruction to you as soon as posible.
I will be calling you as i want to make a personal friend with your king of person
Expect from me tomorrow
Regards
Dr Femi Kelvin