I really was intending on doing more with this, perhaps a newspaper article that reveals how Pedro has been strung along all this time. But, in the end, he simply failed to interest me anymore. Better luck next time.
Dear Comrade Pedro,
I hope you had a lovely time at the airport waiting for me.
As you no doubt discovered, I was not on the flight, nor on any flight that day. In fact, Edwin Hargrove, like Frank Pedro, doesn't exist.
I would have strung this along for a while longer, but you frankly, have become boring. Trying to con innocent people out of their money is one thing, but boredom is simply unforgivable. So, thank you for your time. I hope the experience has been frustrating, exasperating, and altogether unpleasant.
Perhaps you might take this moment to reflect on your life, and decide that defrauding people of their money is just not worth the work.
Regards,
Hargrove,
Marxist Detective
Amazingly, he eventually wrote back to this!
