Dear Comrade Pedro:
I can't believe what I am reading. Is this some sort of joke? All this time you have been questioning my dedication to this transaction, and now I must seriously call yours into question.
Yes, the number is correct, and I provided the correct address. Are you sure you provided the correct address for me? My apologies if I sound a bit stern, comrade, but things are not going well here at the moment. The attached newspaper clipping will perhaps explain much.
Your suggestion that we meet is a timely one. Things here are getting uncomfortable, and I may need to vacate immediately. Let me know if you would prefer London or somewhere in Nigeria.
Regards,
Hargrove,
Marxist Detective