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 Dr. Scapoli scrambles to cover

DEAR MARG,I AM VERY SURPRISE WHEN I HEARD OF THIS?IS NOT THAT I DONT CARE ABOUT MRS GLORIA,I CARE ABOUT HER. SINCE WHEN FRED AND THE FAMILY BROUGHT HER TO OUR HOSPITAL SHE WAS HEAR WITHOUT ANY THING I AND MY FAMILY PAY FOR ALL THE FEEDINGA OF MRS GLORIA,WHEN THE END OF OCTOBER GONE,I USE MY MONTHLY SALARIES TO FEED MRS GLORIA AND HOW MUCH AM I EARNING THAT I WILL BE PAYING FOR OPERATION,MARG,ON XMAS DAY,ME AND MY WI FE WENT TO THE MARKET TO BUY SOME CLOTHES FOR MRS GLORIA AND FRED I ALSO BUY SOME DRUGS FOR SO AS SHE WILL NOT BE FEELING THE PAINS TOO MUCH. MARG,I CARE FOR MRS GLORIA AND ONLY GODS KNOWS,I AM FAMILY MAN THAT HAS 6 CHILDREN THAT I AM FUNDING TO SCHOOL WITH MY SALARIES. I LOVE MRS GLORIA SOO MUCH THAT I ALWAYS PARY FOR HER SO WHY SHOULD I BE AN ARTIST TO SOMEONE THAT WANTED TO HELP HER . WHAT HAPPEN IS THAT,WHEN U SEND ME THE ATTACHMENT,I CALL THE HOSPITAL OPERATOR TO OPEN IT AND I EVEN WENT DOWN TO CALL A LOCAL COMPUTER OPERATOR WITH MY MONEY TO GET THIS OPEN BUT THEY ALL TRIED THEIR POSSIBLE BEST ALL CAME OUT NOT OPENED THAT IS WHY I JUST PRESUME TO EMAIL YOU THAT YOU SHOULD CALL THE TRANSFER DETAILS FOR ME LIKE THIS mtcn number,text question and answer ,amount send,sendersname,NOT ATTACHMENT. marg,dont be annoyed for not starting the operation,is just that thier is no money for it and money for drugs,that is why we are pleading to you and also praying for you that god will surely will reward you abundatly as soon as you get the transfer done for us. marg,you just email me the transfer details and i will start the operation for her fast....

One can almost feel the relief wash over Marg

Dear Dr. Scaboli Well thank goodness she has such a sweet and caring doctor!! I guess I was wrong. Now please send the FULL MEDICAL DETAILS of the surgery to be performed so that I can release the WU details to you immediately. Don't be afraid to use the proper terminology because my sister is a nurse and can explain it to me. I await your response.

Scapoli ventures out on thin ice...

Subject: here is the details you need Breast cancer treatment promising: A breast cancer treatment being tested by researchers at MIT looks promising in Phase 2 clinical trials. The treatment, called thermotherapy, focuses microwaves externally on the breast, heating and killing the tumor cells inside without harming the skin.To save the good life of the victim that was occur in the breast cancer is that,the doctor will need to examine the patient first.and also need to call some doctors around to examine the patient and no the move they will be taking on the patient.marg when the family of mrs gloria brought her to my hospital,i call some doctors aroubnd to examine her and know the moves to take on her,when they finished the examine they call the family gloria,they told them it is breast cancer,they also said she will take long time for her to live and and need a drug that is called {THERMOTHERAPY} that will keep her alive.Marg that is just the brief and i can give you in this.all you have to do now is to release the money from the WU so that we can start the operation for her in a good ways.pls marg,i want you to email me the tra nsfer details not attachment pls.and i will be waiting for that now coz i can see that you are online.pls email it to me no so that we can get this start as soon as possible.

... And Marg is driving a Zamboni

Please!! I asked you to send me details of the surgery that Mrs. Gloria  needs you to perform and you send me information on mammography, which  of course almost all women my age in north America have had done on them, and then some experimental thermotherapy being done at MIT!! I know  she's had a mammogram or you wouldn't know she had breast cancer right?? And surely you're not equipped to do thermotherapy there in Nigeria,  and even if you were, it's hardly considered surgery!! It's an  outpatient procedure!! Now you better tell me the FULL DETAILS of  exactly what this SURGERY entails or I'm taking my money back!!!!!

The good doctor makes one last attempt

GREETINGS Marg Delahunty,HERE ARE THE DETAILS OF THE SURGERY WE ARE GOING TO PERFORM ON MRS GLORIA... MARG,AFTER WE HAVE DETECTED THAT SHE HAS A BREAST CANCER WE ARE GOING TO PERFORM OPERATION ON HER SO AS TO SAVE THE LIFE OF MRS GLORIA AND THE OPERATION WILL LAST 4 DAYS WITH 8 DOCTORS INCLUDING ME. NOW THAT I AM TALKING TO YOU,ONE OF DOCTORS CAME TO CHECK MRS GLORIA AND SAID WE NEED TO CARRY OUT THE OPERATION FAST FOR HER.PLS MARG YOU NEED TO HELP AND SAVE THE LIFE OF THE WOMAN,YESTERDAY THE DOCTOR THAT CAME TO CHECK MRS GLORIA SAID I SHOULD CARRY OUT ANOTHER XRAY FOR HER THAT THE BREAST IS NOW GOING TOUGH THAT IT MAY LINK TO DEATH AY TIME FROM NOW.SO YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP THIS WOMAN THEN HELP HER PLS AND GOD SHALL HELP YOU. MARG, WE NEED THE MONEY VERY URGENT PLS SEND THE DETAILS ON THE WESTERN UNION TO US SO THAT WE CAN START THE OPERATION IN THE NAME OF GOD.AND WE ALSO WANT YOU TO PRAY FOR HER THAT WE WILL DO THE OPERATION IN A SUCCEFUL WAY. MARG,I HOPE YOU SEND MONEY TO THIS NAME?yahaya victor olusegun.I WILL BE WAITING FOR THE DETAILS NOW PLS.. I ALSO NEED YOUR PHONE# PLS. DRSCAPOLI

Four days!  Holy crap!

Reassured, Marg finally sends the information Dr. Scapoli needs

Dear Dr. Scaboli, Sorry for delaying you, here is the information to withdraw the money  from WU- Sent by: Marg Delahunty Sent to: Yahaya Victor Olusegun Amount: 1400$ transfer #2463549283 Test question: What is the medical term for a non-metastatic  carcinogenic breast tumor? I will not put the answer in the e-mail in case it is not secure but you know the answer because you are a doctor! Please let me know how Mrs. Gloria's surgery goes!!  Sincerely, Marg Delahunty  In Case you need to reach me this is my work number at Salter Street  Productions (902)420-1577

You have to admit, the woman has style.                 This is the actual phone number for the company that produces This Hour has 22 Minutes.  Oh, to have been a fly on the wall.

 

Subject: Re: marg am still waiting for you,i call the number u gave me but is not going thru.so pls make is snappy i also mail the western office and they told me you should contact them  urself,so as to sort things out for the mrs glorai......

Please Dr. Scapoli!! Call me at work during the day, I have hardly any time for even checking my e-mail!! I'm sure I've given you the right information but I will  dig through my purse and see if I can find that damn WU slip! You know  how some lady's handbags are- like a friggin black hole! Marg Delahunty

I'd like to take a moment to apologize to the staff at Salter Street Productions for any recent phone calls from a confused West African claiming to be a doctor.

Will someone please take a moment to think about the ailing Mrs. Gloria?

HELLO MARG,U NEVER KEEN TO REPLY BACK MY MAIL,I DONT NO WHAT I HAVE DONE WRONG TO YOU,MARG,PLS TELL ME WHT IS GOING ON THERE,IS THERE PROBLEM WITH {WU} OFFICE WHERE YOU SEND THE MONEY FROM?TELL ME PLS MARG,I AM STAYING CURIOUS HERE FOR NOT SEEING YOUR REPLY AND I ALSO TRY TO REACH UR COMPANY NUMBER AND IS NOT GOING THRU. MARG,I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME ANOTHER PHONE# OF YOURS ALSO UR CELL PHONE OR HOME PHONE,PLS MARG DONT LET MRS FLORA DIE IN MY HOSPITAL TRY ALL YOUR POSSIBLE BEST AND GET ME THE ORIGINAL TRANSFER DETAILS TODAY,PLS I AWAIT THAT NOW ASAP.AND I ALSO WANT YOU TO CALL ME ON MY MOBILE TODAY.HERE IS THE NUMBER...2348023812868.PLS I AWAIT THAT TODAY. MARG,I WANT YOU NTO GO BACK TO THE {WU} OFFICE WHERE U SEND THE MONEY FROM AND ASK FROM THEM WHERE THE PROBLE IS,OR TRY AND CHECK THAT UR HIDDEN PURSE OF YOURS AND GET ME THE CORRECT {WU} SLIP AND EMAIL IT TO ME TODAY..

Uh oh, I think Marg is becoming suspicious

Dear Dr Scapoli, (If you really are a doctor) I have been thinking and praying about this whole situation of ours. I  heard a news broadcast on the CBC last week about these scammers in  Africa trying to steal the money from people here and I'm a little  worried about it. Especially since your other e-mail account got locked out by Yahoo. You have to admit that looks a little suspicious eh? I did find find my WU slip in the bottom of my purse crumpled up and  stuck inside a pack of Craven Eh's. I did accidently give you the wrong number, since I got my pogy cheque that day I did go down to the Legion for a few draughts.... Anyway, I'm ready to send you the information from the slip but I expect you to prove to me first that you really are who you say you are and  not one of those criminals I heard about. You have to send me a picture of you in your doctor coat by the bedside of Mrs. Gloria and as soon as you do I will release the money. I'm not going to e-mail Fred again  until I have that proof because I'm afraid he might be in on it.

Craven A's are a popular brand of cigarette in Canada. The Legion is a sort of fraternal organization for Canada's veterans and members of its Armed Forces.

And the last we hear from Dr. Scapoli is:

marg,u are very fun person,well i will send u the pic u requested,but will u send the {wu} info,i mean correct one.. await the pic soon drscapoli..

Scapoli bails, knowing that there is no friggin' way he's going to be able to find a suitable picture.  Say a little prayer for Mrs. Gloria.

Meanwhile, Big Bobby talks with Freddy Gloria's friend

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