Where It All Started
Yeah, my name is FlobFlob, the one that is suppose to be a fry cook at the �Blisters Greasy Burger Palace of the Future.� But instead the fat guy with the blue eyebrows and the ugly looking hair anyone have ever seen took my spot. My spot I have been waiting for ever since 15 years, 7 months, 11 days, 3 hours, 42 minutes, and 22.6 seconds! UGH! THAT MAKES ME REALLY MAD! So that�s why I decided to go on my little journey through the WHOOOOLE universe. But I knew I was forgetting something. OH YEAH! My big glow in the dark sparkling singing guinea pig named �Blab.�
Now I�m on my journey to the sea port where I will be taking the �TITANIC.�
But while I was walking on board and I found a heads up penny! Lucky me. That doesn�t happen very often with a guy like me. An unlucky guy like me to be more precise. And good thing I found that penny too. Because I ran into a dog that happened to be my ex-girlfriend�s dog named �Bushy.� So I�m walking up the little bridge thing with Blab and Bushy until I tripped into my ex-girlfriend. Oh, did I tell my ex-girlfriend�s name is Feo? Well it is.
Feo is Spanish for ugly. And I don�t blame her parents for naming her that, if you know what I mean. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, that�s hysterical. �Well what are you waiting for you thief! Hand over my Bushy!� Ok, ok, just hold on, he had only run away from you to come to me. Since you wouldn�t pet him or anything, like give him food, water, toys �,� �UGH! Just give him back! He is mine and to only to be touched by ME!�
�OK! YOU DON�T HAVE TO YELL, IM RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!� �VEZZZZZZZZZOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM� �AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!�
She had now pulled out her light-saber ready to cut me in half. So I just ran to my room on the ship as quick as I can. When I got in my room, I was expecting a light-saber to slice through my door. But it didn�t, it happened in a couple hours later while I was out playing the slots at the big secret casino they had down stairs in the main lobby.
At 11:14p.m., while I was heading back to my room when I saw Feo sitting down sleeping.
SCREEEEEEEEEECCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Right at that moment the ship has crashed into the ice berg!
�Everybody, abandon ship!!!!!� the captain yelled at everybody. �Ok ladies first.� �AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!�
When the captain said that, I decided to through Feo over board. Because after all, the captain did say abandon ship. But right in the middle of it all, I saw a bird, no it�s a plane, no, ITS
Super Man comes a long, and picks up the sinking ship and brought us to the land of OZ. All of the passengers got off and it surely was quite. But then all of a sudden, these little
munchkins comes on out and started singing. So right at that moment, I was thinking of that song and I thought it sounded familiar. Naaaaaaaaaa, it couldn�t be, nor could it?
Now while I was looking out at the west, It was all nice looking but then it turned an evil black with red clouds swirling around the top of a castle with gusts of winds coming our way. Then all these birds, no, UH OH!