You have every episode of 8 simple rules on tape ad on a backup tape
You have staked out ABC Studios for hours just to try to catch a glimpse of him
You have on tape every commercial he appeared in
You go to every Hollywood premier and award show to see if he would be there
You went on vacation to Tuscon, Arizona because thats his birthplace
You never go out with your friends because you to stay home to rearange pictures of him on your wall
You write him a fan letter every day
You thought he was a good singer in the episode where he had the guitar
IF YOU HAVE ANSWERED DONE ALL OR MOST OF THE THINGS ABOVE THEN YOU ARE OBSESSED AND SHOULD NOT BE APPROACHED BY ANYONE WHO IS NOT A FAN