I was recently sent a "Dangerous Brothers" Script (many thanks to Roo!) I hope all "Dangerous Brothers" fans enjoy it!


Rik: What's brown and sticky?
Ade: Parcell tape
Rik: No
Ade: Parcell tape is brown and sticky!  Look
(He takes out a roll of brown tape and sticks it across Rik's mouth.  Then pulls it off)
Rik: ~screams~ Ow you bastard
Ade: Ah your see t is brown and sticky
Rik: Yes I know but…..
Ade: But you said it wasn't
Rik: Ok parcell tape is brown and sticky!
Ade: That isn't funny Sir Richard
Rik: OK lets start again shall we! 
(reintrodution as before)
Rik: What's brown and sticky?
Ade: I already told you Sir Richard.   Parcel tape!
Rik: Fine bloody fine.  (He kicks punches and then produces a mallet to attack Ade with)
What (bang) is (bang) brown (bang) and sticky (bang) and is (bang) not (bang) parcel (bang) tape! (bang bang)
Ade: I don't know.
Rik: A stick.  (Rik is pleased)  A bloody stick.
Ade: Don't be stupid Sir Richard.  A stick isn't sticky unless it's covered in super glue
Rik: Are you sure?
Ade: Yes! (he produces a large stick and hits Rik over the head with it.  It entangles it's self into Rik's hair.  Ade pulls it away and a large clump of Rik's hair comes with it.)  See?
Rik: See what?
Ade: If a stick was sticky then it would have pulled out your hair!
Rik: ~quietly~ Lady Adrian.  ~louder~ It has!
Ade: Oh Has it?
Rik: Lady Adrian.  I do not have to listen to this.  (He shoves Ade of stage there is an