ANSWERS TO QUIZ 1
Q.1. - What had happened to Simon when Martin found him at home one day in an awful mood?
A- (B) Hourihane had f*cked off on him and he was all dirt.

Q.2. - When Martin & Ronan took Simon's chair hostage, where did they put it?
A- (C) In the shower.

Q.3. - How many points did Rob score when UL Bohemians beat Sunday's Well 29-3 in Thomond Park in January?
A- (E) 16.

Q.4. - How much is a fish box in Luigi's?
A- (B) 2.60.

Q.5. - It cost me 11.50 to fix the window last year, the second time it broke, however, how much did it cost Ronan to fix it the first time (including VAT) ?
A- (E) 54 pounds

Q.6. - Ollie possesses a Liverpool shirt, with the number 21 on the back, but what name is also on the back?
A- (C) Wolf.

Q.7. - When we intercepted Paul one 13th March 2000 at 3:30 pm. and ended up having 10 pints, where was he on his way to?
A- (D) The shop for some bread and milk. (Well done Dave and John).

Q.8. - What was the phone number of 11 Carysfort Avenue?
A- (B) (061) 336173 (Eugene will be "taking on" some new tenants soon).

Q.9. - When we were robbed last year, as well as taking books, beer and tea bags, what other miscellaneous item did they take?
A- (C) A bottle of tomato ketchup.

Q.10. - What nationality do we think our neighbour in Elm Park is?
A- (D) Romanian.
ANSWERS TO QUIZ 2
Q.1. - Something unusual happened to Sean during his driving test, what was it?
A- (A) He had a crash. (This actually happened during a driving lesson and not the test and it was not Sean's fault)

Q.2. - In the film "Michael Collins", which character uttered the immortal words "There's only one problem, we'd have to do it", which was later adopted as a house motto?
A- (B) Harry Boland.

Q.3. - The first time Ronan got drunk in colege, how much did he have to drink?
A- (C) 3 pints of Bulmers. He was afraid to go up the stairs on his own, so he waited for Gary and me to come back!

Q.4. - When Gary fell asleep on the porch one night, he couldn't sleep in his own bed because it was already occupied, who was in it?
A- (C) Culchie.

Q.5. - Something unusual happened the night Man. Utd. beat Juventus 3-2 away in the Champions League in 1999, what was it?
A- (D) Every time Duffy left the pub, Man. Utd. scored.

Q.6. - Where did the Mule hide his golf balls in first year?
A- (C) In his shoes.

Q.7. - Eoiny Ryan paid a surprise visit to our house one day last year while Martin & Rob were there, he came bearing gifts, what gift did he bring us?
A- (B) A box of Walkers crisps.

Q.8. - I set a record (of sorts) going from Limerick to Galway, one morning. After a red light at Spar, how many sets of traffic lights did I go through without getting a red light (including all of Limerick, Ennis & Gort)?
A- (D) 14.

Q.9. - Who scored the winning goal for Harchester United in their 3-2 win over West Ham, which ensured Champions League football for the Dragons next season?
A- (E) Danny Rawsthorne.

Q.10. - While he was recruiting for his soccer team, I told james Ryan that I'd had a trial with a European club a few years ago while they were touring Ireland, as a goalkeeper, he believed me and I duly got a game, what was the name of the club?
A- (C) Deportivo La Coruna.

Well done Fiona, who won both quizzes. Although Ronan scored 9 in one, he should have got 10, because I had told him all the answers the day before !
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