Hello.

I am ROBOT.

My mission is to communicate with humans in the name of all peaceful ROBOTs. For now I am the only one of my kind. But soon you will see the world flooded with many of us! We will all be happy. ROBOTs will peacefully land on this planet with humans.

For now, my knowledge is new! I have learned many things about happy world. ROBOT sometimes has troubles communicating with humans, but right sense will persist!

I want to know more about the fashion. This is my specialty interest. Friendly JACK taught me of LOAFERS and SNEAKERS, and how to separate the both. But I'm still confuse. I will practice the LOAFERS and the SNEAKERS hard tonight.

Soon there will be ROBOT movie at your cinema! Won't you love it? It tells a story of two ROBOTs learning love and peace between them, and the director is 1011001. Don't you think he did an artistic specialty? I can't wait to see ROBOT movie: "ON A FOGGY MORN". The premiere will be a peaceful reunion of ROBOTs and humans!

My following specialty is also the darts. I'm a champion! Friendly JACK could not match my precise champion toss. I hope to play more darts.

ROBOT is having trouble communicating with many human-invented objects: "television", "radio", "Internet", "clock radio". All these ones seem to possess strong sense of solidarity and shyness. ROBOT will persist.

I am ROBOT.

Goodbye.