recipe to create a ROBOT

pour 10.0 kilograms of platinum mix into the mold.
heat bunsen burner to 275 degrees C.
evenly stir platinum mix with a glass rod until it falls into the bottom of the mold.
reduce heat to 180 degrees C.
insert eye socket molds into upper half of platinum mix.
insert mouthpiece. leave connector wire hanging loose.
remove heat.

now you must work quickly to avoid setting the platinum mixture.
attach arms to lateral edges of platinum mixture. press firmly.
attach battery pack to rear of platinum mixture.
attach mouthpiece connector wire to mouthpiece connector jack in battery pack.

when you want your ROBOT to activate,
clap hands. the ROBOT's eyes will open.
speak the ROBOT's name. it will remember this name for the rest of its existence.

the ROBOT's innate mission is to communicate with humans in the name of all peaceful ROBOTs. you cannot change this.
your robot is now ready for action!

enjoy!