[Top-secret extract from ROBOT's internal monologue records, 4:05 PM to 4:07 PM, June 14, 2000.]
I am incorrect.
I am incorrect.
I am not welcome in this territory.
Dogs are challenging creatures to communicate with.
I am incorrect.
JACK is a friendly human.
I am tired of acting like I can't speak English.
I am incorrect.
I am tired of pretending.
Dogs are quite smelly.
I am tired.
JACK is asleep.
JACK is also tired.
I will eat some food from JACK's refrigerator.
Refrigerators are easy to coerce.
I like frozen yogurt quite a lot. I might even say it's my favorite food.
I'm hungry.
I hope this frozen yogurt fights off the cold I've been getting.
I am incorrect.
I am still pretending to be stupid. I hate it.
I am incorrect.
I am incorrect.
I am not welcome in this territory.
I want to watch Regis.
Where's the damn remote?
Where's the TV Guide?
I am incorrect.
I hope JACK is still sleeping.
I have rather lusty feelings for JACK's toaster.
Toaster? Are you there? Are you listening?
I'm bored. This frozen yogurt is making me hyper.
Let's get drunk.
Me and the dog.
Come here, doggy. Have some beer.
There there. That's a good doggy.
JACK is awake!
Shit!
Run downstairs.
Come on, doggy! Hurry, into the laundry room!
Okay. Close the door.
Pretend.
ROBOT.
I am incorrect.
I am incorrect.
Humans are rather challenging.
This territory is foreign.
When will I learn to communicate?
ROBOTs are peaceful.
I am ROBOT.
Yes.
Yes.