比連宋馬都好！
Better Than Lien, Soong, or Ma!

Panel 1: "See! Ma is being interviewed by AP in English. What beautiful English! He will surely be a better president than President Chen." "So will be Lien or Soong."
Panel 2: English good? He'd best serve as a secretary.
Panel 3: "嗨，爹地，怎麼啦？" "My son grew up and went to schools in America. He has no foreign accent at all. He will surely be a better president than Lien, Soong, or Ma."