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| So, a little grave I dug, And I lined it with a rug Which I purchased from a passing Persian cat. But when I came to put him in, I found I'd dug the hole too thin.............. |
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| .......So I fed him to the local vampire bat. 'Twas while engaged in this pursuit That a Lesser Spotted Coot Must have spied me 'cross the corner of his beak, For he flew at me forthwith, tout d'suite and in a jiff, And gave both my little toes a nasty tweak. |
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