Martin
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
5. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.
6. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
7. No one steals your chair.
8. No one asks you to get a file from the file cabinet.
9. In the company lunch room, you don't have to stand in line very long.
10. You have a place to carry extra doughnuts.
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Thanks