| 1. Dedicated to CPP -- His college love | ====> |
What I think of C.P.P, That he will have a high B.P, 'Cause he is always ready for a bout, With anybody for Poonam Raut. |
| 2. Dedicated to My good neighbour(He was like my big brother) -- His paunch | ====> |
Near my house lives Mr. Bunty, Who has a mom whom I call auntie, He is six feet tall with a fair chin, And has a stomach as big as a pumpkin. |
| 3. Dedicated to MC -- Grapes are sour | ====> |
You are a very charming and beautiful girl, With luscious brown hair, devoid of a curl, Just one thing about you makes me sick, Is your lovely smile that's plastic? |
| 4. Dedicated to my favourite History school teacher--She and I always quarelled on the pronounciation of 'iron' | ====> |
Neera Patil is my teacher, Who teaches us History, But why she calls iron as irron, ..............(alphabet 'r' was pronounced) Is still a big mystery? |
| 5. Dedicated to my Rohit --I never believed much is his love life stories (they may have been true)...plus he was short | ====> |
I have a friend, whose name is Rohit, He feels that with girls, he is a hit, He is one feet wide and 3 feet tall, But all his tales are 10 feet tall. |
| 6. Dedicated to my Shankar --I never presumed that some guy would be so coy about talking about girls | ====> |
Shankar Narayanan is his name, There is nothing in him for a fame, But whenever I talk about having dame, All he says that it's a shame. |
| 7. Dedicated to my Enggineering college--I never liked the place much | ====> |
What can I say about T.K.I.E.T College, Other that, it is a place for knowledge, One thing I can write in letters of gold, The goods in this storehouse are ages old. |
| 8. Dedicated to one of my school friends Sheetal -- Lovely lady with a big head(literally) in school..... even now | ====> |
What I remember about Sheetal honey, Is that she always looked so very funny, When she carried a small body, so puny, And an empty head that was too big and bony. |
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