welcome to funny--jokes!!!

HERE ARE some jokes

• Question & Answer jokes =

  Q: what kind of witch lives on a beach A: a sandwich!!!

  Q: when is a car not a car A: when it turns into a driveway!!!

  Q: how many seconds are in a year A: twelve!!! january second, febuary second, ect...

  Q: what did the tree say to the farmer A: quit picking on me!!!

  
  

  Knock Knock jokes =

  knock knock who's there? turner turner who? turner round!!!

  knock knock who's there?canoe canoe who?canoe help me!!!

  knock knock who's there? tiger tiger who? tiger if you don't want to be it.

  knock knock who's there? boo boo who? why are you crying

  
  

  

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