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| ABOUT ME |
| I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crsuhing ice with my bear hands. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for ESL students. I write award wining opera's in Pig Latin. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and Goddesslike clarinet playing. I can ride bicycles up several inclines with unflagging speed, and I can cook one minute rice in 30 seconds. I am an expert in roof thatching, a veteran of love and an outlaw in New Mexico. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Yankees. I am the subject of numerous documentries. When I am bored I bulid large supension bridges in my back yard. I enjoy urban bungee jumping. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair eletrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, but I recieve fan mail. I have been caller number 9 and won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersy with a daredevil hang gliding team. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving object with deadly accuracy. I once read Paridise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have proformed serveral covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week and when I do I sleep in a metal folding chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, Othello and 3rd girl from the left. I can dance on the celing and sing in the rain. I have three gold stars. Men are intimidated by my good looks. I can eat soup with chopsticks. Kittens love me. I have danced the forbidden dance on national television. I skip not jump, I laugh never cry. I hold the key to world peace but someone changed the lock. I have performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. Well that's me in a nut shell. But seriously folk my info: Name Beth-Chan Grep* Name: MarsieFan E-mail: [email protected] Age: 20 Occupation: Student at the Capital University BloodType: AB Birthdate: July 3, 1980 Other Clubs that I am a part of: My Greppies- Click here to visit My Greppie Page Distant Rulers- I am the Neptune Team Leader Click here to visit my Neptune Shrine Click here to see me! |