Random Quotes:
- Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
- Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
- Do I look like a fucking people person?
- This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
- I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 16 years.
- Better living through denial.
- I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
- I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
- I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
- I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
- It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
- I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
- Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
- Just smile and say "Yes, Mistress."
- Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.
- Mommy, I wanna grow up to be a neurotic bitch just like you.
- This is a mean, fucking cruel world & I want my nappy & medication right now!
- Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
- I have the body of a god... Buddah is considered a god, correct?
- Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
- I brake for leprechauns, demons, dragons, faeries, Mermaids, Stray fananas, rodents, children of the night, ghosts, vampires, true christians, and other imaginary beings which only the pope can see.
Meaningful Quotes:
- "A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe in yourself and have the courage, the determination, the dedication, the competitive drive and if you are willing to sacrifice the little things in life and pay the price for the things that are worthwhile, it can be done." -Vince Lombardi
- "All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me. . . . You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. " -Walt Disney
- When the one you love becomes a momory the memory becomes a treasure. - Unknown
- "When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat." -Henry Miller
- Upon my grave, my tombstone,
Please, would you place a dove,
And engraved in tiny letters write:
Like This, I died for love. - Kris' Poem (My fave verse!)