Goth Listing Gothdom

For those of you unfamiliar with Goth, it is a lifestyle that promotes the darker aspects of life. In recent times, it has become more of a "lets see how many bodily mutilations I can get and act like a vampire" trend, but before it simply meant your entire wardrobe consisted of black, you had three closets full of silver jewelry, your hair was jet black, and you chose to see the darker side of reality rather than ignore it.

Punkgoth--the original flava!
2) Mopeygoth--screw off and die (reading Baudelaire in a coffehaus)
3) Perkygoth--would rather live with flopsy and bouncy than mopey
4) Poseygoth--the offshoot of the partime punk
5) Bittergoth--one level below mopeygoth
6) Crankygoth--primarily focused in female goths once per month
7) Perkygoth Supreme--Edvamp _used_ to be one
8) Poseurgoth/Visigoth/Miligoth--...if you have to ask...
9) Vampygoth--subscribes to alt.gothic and alt.vampyres
10) Crustygoth--those over 40, if they still have hippy tendencies
11) Mustygoth--those who have been dead for a short while
12) Dustygoth--those who have been dead for a very long time
13) Industragoth--likes goth and industrial music
14) Perkydomgoth--a happy dominatrix :}
15) Perkysubgoth--happy that _they're_ not in control
16) Perkyswitchgoth--just happy, no matter who is in control
17) Mommygoth/Daddygoth--reserved for those with offspring
18) Polygoth--those with polygamous preferences/desires
19) Bubblegoth--those who chew gum and blow bubbles at clubs
20) Kittygoth--those who own HelloKitty! _everything_
20A Keropigoth--those who own Keroppi _everything_ , (sold near Kitty)
21) Androgagoth--those who have perfected that androgynous look
22) Crowgoth/Vidigoth--those who think they're Brandon Lee,
23) Monogoth--monogamous relationships only!
24) Fuzzygoth--those with facial hair or _very_ hairy backs
25) Arachnogoth--those that have a spider fetish and/or own tarantulas
26) Necrogoth--those obsessed with the dead, or sex with the dead
27) Ultragoth--they know who they are, we could care less
28) Lumigoth--if it glows in the dark, they own it
29) Manlygoth--reserved especially for Al Golagnia and other "men"
30) Geekygoth--those that achieve the delicate balance of geekdom & gothdom
31) Oi!goth--often combined with punkgoths (don't fight with these ones)
32) UltraMegagoth--those born on Halloween or Friday the 13th
33) Manicgoth--manic depressives
34) Nerdigoth--those that try to be geekygoths, but don't quite pull it off
35) Fossilgoth--those born 100+ years too late
36) Neurogoth--cyber freak
37) Newrogoth--new romantic
38) Sistergoth--devout followers of SOM
39) Studygoth--those enrolled in some form of higher/continued education
40) Inkygoth--those who have 2+ tattoos
41) Blinkygoth--own those blinking red eyed bat keychains that make noise
42) Pezgoth--those who own _both_ the skeleton and witch head Pez (tm)
43) Purrygoth--those who like cats better than people
44) Newbiegoth--those who've gathered their courage to begin posting
45) Anarchigoths--anarchists ask Ron Carrier for more info.
46) Milgoth--military goth
47) Belagoth--those who aspire to Lugosi's attributes
48) Panicgoth--regular consumers of Manic Panic products
49) Fangygoth--those who've had professional fangs made
50) Bondagoth--enjoys bondage (giving or receiving)
51) Bigoth--bi-sexual goth
52) Lesbigoth--those who prefer the company of females
53) Homogoth--those who prefer the company of males, or who are homoginized
54) Boxgoth--owns several different lunchboxes to carry things (non-food)
55) Petalgoth--obsessed with drying roses, black roses, or eating roses
56) Babygoth--offsprings of goths
57) Fairygoth--those that are godmother/father to #56
58) Gangstagoth--boyz/grlz chillin in the hood
59) Noodlegoth--those who are on a ramen/maccaroni/spaghetti/pasta
60) Fishygoth--those who wear fishnet on any part of their body
61) Aquagoth--their only nourishment is in liquid form
62) Vegigoth--vegetarians, non-human meat doesn't touch their lips
63) Orthogoth--those who still have their braces, retainers, etc...
64) Greeboboth--would someone please provide a definition?
65) Littleminigoth/Stumpygoth--those under 5'1"(it _is_ possible)
66) Shygoth--prone to staring and hiding behind/under things at clubs,especially poles on dancefloor
67) Murkeygoth--goes mopey/perky/mopey/perky (repeat) similar to panicgoths
68) Quantumgoth--ask Sexbat ^..^, he knows...and maybe he'll tell you!
69) Semigoth--hasn't committed 100% to "gothdom" (part-time goth)
70) Redgoths--community over egoism in gothdom
71) Stonergoth--ingests/grows/produces illegal substances for the mind/body
72) Litigoth--nightmare lawyers (again, ask Marc Sane) in black!
73) Gungoth--watch out for them and their alt.gothic.guns.guns.guns!!!
74) Crimpygoth--crimped hair nightmare
75) Chiroptogoth--bat lovers or anything relating to bats
76) Netgoth--isn't everyone who reads this?
77) Jellogoth--serves oh-so-difficult custom creations to honored guests or ingests Jello shooters at clubs
78) Metagoth--sorry, I lost the definition... (help?)
79) Betagoth--still trying to get out of test mode to final release
80) Wankergoth--thinks they are the 1st person to denounce goth
81) Barbigoth--collects Barbies & dresses them up like goths
82) Miscgoth/Calicogoth/Muttgoth--a miscellaneous smattering of all types
83) Comigoth--reads/collects comic books (or a communist)
84) Sandygoth--obsessed with Sandman or loves the beach
85) Swampgoth--Goths into swamp subgenres (Nick Cave, Cramps, etc.)
86) Behemothgoth--600 pound plus goths
87) Oldschoolgoth--those who don't like anything after Bauhaus broke up
88) Newschoolgoth--those who don't like anything before...
89) Amerigoth--those into USA goth bands only, or from the States
90) Britgoth--those into UK goth only, or those from the UK
91) Slothgoth--verrry slllooowww goths
92) Brothgoth--goths who like soup, or who can only afford a soup diet
93) Moshgoth--those into pits (willingly, that is)
94) Pogogoth--jump up and down, don't mosh (usually also a perkygoth)
95) Robogoth/Bionicgoth--goths who are part android or have false limbs
96) Dixiegoth--goths from southern US...heee-haw!!!
97) Yankeegoth--goths from the northern US
98) Weekendgoth--goth on weekends only
99) Coughgoth--goffs wif colds *sniff*
100) Dizzygoth--dumb goths (very, very rare)
101) Htoggoth--dyslexic goths (also palindromic goths)
102) Mothgoth--goths after the larval stage
103) Archigoth--one who archives alt.gothic articles, etc. MarkX is one
104) Billygoth--one who likes rockabilly, or one who dates a hick
105) Cyclogoth--lover of motorbikes or must transport themselves by bicycle
106) Topgoth--Whitby Gothic Festival badge wearer & damn proud!
107) Holygoth--follows/recognizes a certain religion
108) Pagangoth--follows their own religion, or lack thereof
109) Grumpygoth--is related to Sneezy, Happy, Sleepy, etc....
110) Docgoth--devout wearer of Doc Martens (any kind)
111) Armagoth--has purchased records at Armageddon, or loves armadillos
112) Notagoth--one who insists on claiming that they're "not a goth!"
113) Negativegoth--wearer of white garb
114) Modgoth--goths with scooters (old European ones, not Hondas)
115) Converjagoth--has/will attend/ed Convergence 116) Crunchygoth--Maintains a bat house, grows own wormood, brings spiders INTO house
117) Juvigoth/Babygoth--those who are under the tender age of 18, but over 14 years old
118) Glittergoth--puts glitter everywhere! especially on body, usually..
119) Nephgoth--those who think FotN was the definative gothic band
120) Sologoth--goths living in un-gothic places looking for a scene to inhabit
121) Ophidigoth--ones fond of, in possession of, or with the name of a legless reptile
122) Chaosgoth--thrive on causing and/or being in haotic/stressful/hectic environments (can also be a fractal freak)
123) Pyrogoth--figure it out (fire! fire!)
124) Peppygoth--has lifetime Rx for Prozac (similar to perky)
125) Maudlingoth--wishes they had a lifetime Rx for Prozac
126) Theragoth--dependent/functional upon therapy or forced into therapy without warning
127) Cybergoth--technically advanced goth
128) Sedagoth--must be/or enjoys being repressed/restrained through chemical methods
129) RenFairGoths--those determined to wear marginally historical from the 16th-18th centuries, including chain mail, soft leather boots, and/or Wunder-Corsets.
130) CeltoGoths--obsessed with the wailing female voices, harps and all things Irish, including Harp ale. Especially into matriarchal Celtic mysticism a la Robert Graves, as well as Irish poets. Often in the same ocial circles with:
131) GypsyGoths- tons of dangly jewelry, often some of it crossing the cheek or forehead under a tassled wrapped scarf.
132) MerchantIvoryGoths--of the dandy variety, inspired 19th-century achingly romantic dramas by the film company Merchant Ivory (often starring Julian Sands & what's-her-name from Room with a View)
133) ClubKidGoths--wear the same shiny, glittery platforms & forehead polkadots to raves & goth clubs
134) PromGoths--dyed their prom dress/suit black..
135) NewWaveGoths--fierce, pre-categorized goth/new-wave/punky look a laAnne Magnusen in The Hunger.
136) GrungiGoth--Black plaid and Kurt Cobain, need it be defined more?
137) RavenGoth--Common affliction among NetGoths who have 'Raven' in their handle
138) QuartzGoth--into crystal/mineral energy, often found wearing small quartz necklaces
139) LARPGoth--Mistaken for a Goth as they Live Action Role Play, often have BelaGoth syndrome
140) Germanogoth--Jackboot wearer, & knows how to use them; can be depressed in 2 languages
141) Ratgoth--Possesses 3+ of the species Rattus Norvegicus/Rattus often used as fashion aides
142) Disneygoth--collector of disneyware, wears black gloves & Mickey mouse ears to clubs
143) Bridalgoth--those who take thrift store wedding dresses, "make them goth" & wear them to clubs

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