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| Name: Vinnie Type:� Cross-dressing Hit Man Occupation: Confidential Hobbies:� Wearing women's clothing, arts and crafts, shopping, and hunting |
| Name: Murry Type:� Demonic, Possessed Skull from the Underworld Occupation: Lampshade Hobbies:� Yelling, screaming, making fun of people, shouting, and music |
| Name: Vic Type:� Garden Gnome Occupation: Supplier Hobbies: Leading the Gnome Liberation Front, gardening, torture |
| Name: Al Broker Type:� Two-Headed Monkey Robot Occupation: Accountant/Gambler Hobbies: Math, cooking, reading/Poker, rummy, slot machines |
| Name: Stan Type:� Ferret/Weasel Occupation: Computer Technician Hobbies: Computers, fireworks, spy networks, cheese crackers |
| Name: Supermodel Clones Type:� Supermodel Clones Occupation: Supermodel Clones Hobbies: Shopping, getting new clothes, washing their hair |
| Name: Billy Jo Type:� Squirrel Occupation: Security Guard Hobbies: Climbing trees, hiking, fishing, making home movies |
| Name: Bubba (and his pet vulture) Type:� Giant Emperor Penguin Occupation: Uncertain Hobbies: Eating |
| Name: Mr. Packard Type: Human Occupation: Mailman Hobbies: Delivering mail in rain or shine, sleet or snow, torturing small dogs, winning Brad Pitt look-alike contests |
| Name: Sally Type: Blow-up Doll Occupation: Roseidous' personal assistant Hobbies: Getting dressed up, spending time with Roseidous, avoiding pins and helium tanks |