| Chapter Two ~~~10 minutes later~~~ "Brody?" Roses called. "BRODY" "Who the heck are you, and why do I have this accent? And why is my hair so�Justin Timberlake like!" responded a voice from Brody's office. "Hurray! Another boardie " Tyrael clapped- people stared. "Another Boardie?" Brody peeked his head out of his office. "Can you guys explain what is going on?" "Roseidous's stupid machine and Roswell, result- we are all Roswell characters and Rosei is going to be hurt badly." Tails explained, Brody Nodded. "I'm Cait Sith, by the way, but I have no clue who my character is." Holli grinned, almost evilly. "You are Brody, the owner of the UFO center. You were introduced in season two as the English buyer of the center and have been abducted by aliens multiple times. These aliens use you as a vessel to speak on earth- especially Larek. The aliens also healed your cancer, and Max- er, Nothlit- healed your daughters cancer." Holli took a deep breath and was about to continue, when Nothlit clamped his hand over her mouth. "Ok, we are Holli, Roses, Ann Chovi, Tyrael, Tails, Crayak, and me- Nothlit" Adam pointed to each boardie. "And now that we have you, we are going to go over to the Valenti's house." Ann added. "Ooh! I have a car!" Holli exclaimed. "Its out side!" ~~~A hour later~~~~ "Ok, this is why I said I should drive Holli!" Nothlit screamed as the car screeched to a halt. "But it's my car!" "Wrong, it's Maria's car-- you just happen to be in Maria's body." "So?" "Just, get out, you are not driving next time!" Nothlit/Max pulled the keys from the ignition. "Will you two stop bickering? We have business to take car of!" Roses began walking up to the front door when a very scared looking Officer Valenti greeted her. "Help Me!" He cried, his hands shaking, "I am Old! And there is a strange woman in my home who is old too!" "I am not old! And I am Just as freaked out as you!" A second voice shouted from the kitchen. "Hold up, who are you?" Tails asked. "I think I am TAS-- but I am not TAS!" Tears were forming in the old man's eyes. "Ok, TAS, calm down. You ARE TAS, just in the body of Officer Valenti form the show Roswell. This was all Roser's doing-- and once we find him all will be fixed." Ann tried to calm TAS down. "I highly doubt that" Roses added, Tails and Holli giggled. "Ok, I am assuming that that lady in there is Jaina, since she is the only girl left." Nothlit asked "Yep- and I am NOT old, TAS" Jaina spoke as she walked to the front door. "You guys want to come inside- so people don�t phone the police?" "Good idea" Ann responded, dragging TAS back into his home. Jaina led the way, and brought everyone water. Ok, Roses, Nothlit, Tails, Tyrael, Holli, Ann Chovi, TAS, Cait Sith, Crayak, and me- Jaina, we are missing Roseidous and Pen/cil- so who do you think they are?" Asked Jaina as she picked up her cup of water. "Um, Roser is probably Kyle, and Pen/cil could be, uh, the Granolith chamber?" Holli wondered out loud. "Or, Roseidous could be the granolith chamber- and pen/cil could be Kyle" Tyrael offered, people stared again, "Joking!" He quickly added. "Anyway- where is Kyle?" Nothlit asked. "Um, he said something about going downtown?" TAS answered, still upset at being old. Holli, Roses, and Tails glanced at ach other, and laughed. "$5 he went to a strip club" Holli giggled. "$10 he went to strip clubs, and/or any other form of pornographic entertainment" Roses added, Nothlit sighed. "Must your minds always be in the gutter?" Got up to put his glass in the sink "Who says they are? We are only stating the truth!" Tails responded. "Hey, it wouldn't hurt to check!" Ty suddenly bursted in- him, Crayak, Cait, and TAS grinning mischievously. "Hey wait- look outside!" Ann interrupted, pointing to the front yard. "Its Buddha Boy!" Holli shouted, but suddenly realized Roses was the only other who knew what she was talking about, "Uh, I mean, Kyle- do you want me to explain?" "No!" Nothlit cut her off. "Hey Nothlit- look what's in Kyle's hand!" Roses grinned as the boy walked up the sidewalk. "It's a pornographic magazine�"Nothlit sighed, opening his wallet to pay roses her $10. "Really?" Tyrael, Cait, TAS, and Crayak all rushed outside to greet Kyle. "Hey Kyle!" Tyrael called, "What's that you got in your hand?" "It�s a magazine," He hid it behind his back, "Um, girls life." "Sure Kyle- or should I say ROSEIDOUS!" Roses accused. Kyle/Roseidous turned red, before racing to the jeep that was parked conveniently in front of Maria's car. "Get him!" Ann shouted, the group ran to Maria's car- this time Nothlit in the driver's seat and Holli in the passenger. "Can we all fit?" Holli asked. "I don�t think so- but doesn't officer Valenti have a car?" "Uh...yeah, in the garage. I'll drive it!" Roses called, excited. ~~~In Roses' car~~~ "Whoo hoo! Going to have a car chase!" Cait Sith did a little dance as he climbed in next to Roses. "Gonna chase Rosei- gonna beat him down, gonna ride in the car-car-car!" "Cait, if you are smart- you will be quiet." TAS threatened. "Hey! I was abducted by aliens-- you better mind your self!" "And I am a law enforcer- with hand cuffs." "Hand cuffs? I wanna see!" Tails exclaimed, reaching for the handcuffs in TAS's back pocket. "Hey hey! No touching!" TAS swatted her hand away, Tails sulked, and Jaina grabbed TAS's handcuffs anyhow and tossed them to Tails, who grinned. +to be continued... << Chapter One ������������������������ Back to Home ��������������������� Chapter Three >> |