| The Adventures of TAS-man Chapter 1 Silently, in the depths of the....depths, TAS-man sits in the....TAS-cave waiting for some-thing some-movement to make his move.� Silence. Suddenly, a solitary cry for help rings out among...the...um...silence.� "TAS-man!� You must save us!� Evil Dr. Rosideous, I mean Roosidus, I mean RowSideUs, I mean--" a bald little guy that HAD to be a principle said on the TAS-cave nifty-side-screen-surround-sound-video-screen-thingy. "I believe the word you're looking for is....ROSEY"� *insert suspensful music here*� DUHN DUHN DUUUUHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!! "*GASP*� YES!� It is She...HE!� ROSEY of....ROSEYVILLE!�� He has stolen Roses and captured her in...his hair!" On the nifty-wide-screen-surround-sound-bad-guy-video-screen-thingy an image popped up of Rosey's hair and Roses trapped in all the tangley black strands screaming "Help!� Help!" "Oh my, what hair stylest does he go to?" "I believe it is the Salon Rosey." "Remind me NEVER to go there!" "Yes TAS-man." "Where was I---oh, right, Rosey-boy...hmmm, what am I supposed to do?" "Um...your the super-hero-person-dude.� Just save the good guy and humiliate the bad guy." "Hmmmm...Briefs on the flag pole?" "That is SOOO last week." "What about a 'kick me' sign on the back?" "Puh-leeze." "AHA!� I've the perfect plan!" << The Sagas ���������������������������� Back to Home �������������������������������� � Chapter 2 >> |