| Chapter 11 - Tyrael In an instant, the pen disappeared in a blast of pretty light.� The bunny followed. "Oh my God..." Roses gasped, finally figuring it out.� "Rosey's hair is a portal to another dimension!" "Maybe even..."� Tyrael said, posing dramatically.� "A parallel universe!" *** Far away, the pen and bunny corpse emerged in a strange, backwards land.� People in top hats offered them napkins. They refused They found themselves...suddenly...hating each other... *** Everybody backed away from Rosey, as his hair began to consume all existence. "Ahhh!� My mullet!"� He screamed.� "It's ruined!" "Actually, I kinda like it..."� Jaina commented, cocking her head to the side.� "It's like a psycho afro.� Hey, that rhymes!" Meanwhile, Tyrael and Holli were doing the Mamba.� As Rosey's hair consumed them, they found themselves doing the Ambam... Tyrael and Holli emerged into a place that shouldn't exist. But does. Holli looked around. "Uh-oh..this is..." Tyrael's eyes grew wide.� "Elise Smith EverWorld!" Thor, Baldur, Odin, Loki, David, Christopher, Jalil, and April sat around a fire, sipping some tea. "I'm thinking we should attack Ka Anor's city.� But I'm really just saying this to preserve my self-respect."� David said. "I don't know, that would be kinda mean..."� April retorted. "M-maybe we could just, you know, talk to him about it.� Work out a peaceful solution!"� Thor suggested. "I love Etain."� Christopher sighed. "Agh!� I can't figure out the software!� April, can we have a chaste romance scene now?"� Jalil asked. "Sure.� As long as Magda doesn't find out.� Remember Magda?� She was in book 3.� I used her as a cameo character.� See?� Because I know the background stuff.� I read the previous books.� See?� See?" "Etain sees."� Christopher said uncomically. Baldur turned to Thor.� "Can we hug again?" "Not without Etain." "Yeah, group hug!"� Loki cried. Tyrael and Holli stepped back through the Rosey's-hair-portal, sickened. < |