| Chapter Nine - A Plan, Part Two |
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John, Lord of Darkness(Dum Dum Duuuuuum!) wandered around his secret cave headquarters, looking for Ian and Silent Jim. "Now where could they be? I've got to discuss the plan with them..." He came around a corner and found Ian and Silent Jim raiding the fridge. He thought it was sort of odd that Silent Jim was drinking jet fuel, but he let it go. "Hey guys. I've gotta discuss the plan with you." "We know," Ian(actually Tyrael) said. "We read your dialogue at the top of the page." "Oh...ok." John had the feeling that there was something wrong again... but once again he let it go. "Anyway I need to show you guys something." John snapped his fingers and a map appeared in his hands. "Ok, I've narrowed down the possibilities and I've come to the conclusion that the place where the Tri-Leader's found the buried treasure, and the site of the bridal shower, is here!" He pointed to a spot on the map. "Actually, it's right here." Ian/Tyrael said, pointing to a place on the opposite side of the map. John's eyebrows shot up. "How'd you know that?" Tyrael realized he made a mistake. "Uh... I mean...uh..." "Oh! I see!" John said. "You used that spy cam that you stole from Dahjo...who originally stole it from Ann." "Uh... yeah... that's it..." "So, are you already for the shower? Got your dance ready?" "Yep! I've been working on it for weeks!" Tyrael said proudly. "Ok... just don't practice around me. I don't want to see your... wood pecker..." "My what?" "You know...your shlong..." "What?" "Little Joe Johnson? Wang? One-Eyed Monster? Dork? Shaft?" "I have no idea what you're talking about..." "Um...package? Present? Area?" "OH! That. Uh... yeah, I'll be sure to practice it in my room." "Good..." There was an awkward silence. "So..." John said. "Silent Jim? Have you worked on that incription software?" Tyrael and Jetter froze. "I hope you did, cause we're gonna have to get in and out of that computer fast." Jetter tried to hide the expression of shock. "Oh well, I'm sure it'll be ready by the time we get there..." John walked off to his room. Jetter turned to Tyrael. "I don't know how to break into a computer!" Tyrael blinked. "Blink." Then he said: "You're a jet... but you don't know how to break into a computer?" "I'm a cartoon! Not a hacker! Besides, what type of jet knows how to break into a computer??" "A HACKER JET! Hahahahahahahahaha....ha...haaa...well I thought it was funny." Tyrael said. "Well, come on. Let's get ready for the shower." The Library Home |