Chapter Seven - Conversation
Tyrael waved his hatchet around and sang.

"Cut the kiiiiiids in half....cut the kids in haaaaaaaalf..."

"Sir, isn't that sort of a morbid song?" Jetter asked.

"Oh, well if you take it literally, yes."

"Is there anyway to take it but literally?"

"Yes."

"How?"

"Well see, it's an analogy for divorce."

"Neither of your parents are divorced....why are you singing a song about it?"

"It's what will inevitably happen after Roses finds out that Rosey-boy doesn't have the money to pay for a trip to Disney Land. And as such, she won't be able to ride the Dumbo Ride."

Jetter nodded knowingly. "Ah. You're twistedly brilliant, master."

"Thank you."

"Does this conversation really fit into the plot in any way?"

"Nope."

"And how did you know about the Dumbo Ride? And how much money Roseidous has?"

"Magic, my dear Jetter, magic."

"Oooh."


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