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Jetter typed furiously on his iMac.
"No, you type on the keyboard, not the monitor!" Jetter looked embarassed. "Oh. Yeah. I knew that." "You know what mystifies me?" Tyrael asked. "Why John, Lord of...you know, all that stuff, need to hack into a computer system? Why there would be a complex computer network at their wedding?" "Where the hell did he learn all those words for 'penis'?" "Um." "It's an honest question!" "I don't kno-" "I mean, who sits around and thinks of all these completely off the wall terms for a very simple thing like that?" "Uh..." "Why do you keep using vague interjections?!" "I don't have one, okay?! I'm a freaking cartoon jet plane, I don't have sex organs!! How would I know any of these things?!" Tyrael shrugged. "I 'unno. God, do you have to leave the TV on VH1 all the time?" he looked around for a bit, and walked in tight circles for a bit more, finally realizing that the channel changer was in his hand. He changed the channel to Halmark Telivision. "Have you noticed that we rarely ever advance the plot?" The Library Home Chapter Eleven |