Ann Chovi: Nothlit!
Nothlit: howdy
Ann Chovi: I call you to the stand!
Nothlit: okay ::goes to stand::
Ann Chovi: Did you attend Roses party?
Nothlit: yes, I did
Ann Chovi: Enough of that. Why did you kill K.A.Applegate and replace her with a robot?
Nothlit: I did no such thing!
Ann Chovi: I hate witnesses! You know you did it!
Nothlit: ::secretly pushes off button on KAA robot::
Ann Chovi: I have the KAA robot right outside to testify.
*pause*
Ann Chovi: She doesn't seem to want to come in.
Nothlit: ::causes KAA robot to go wild, bashing court bailiff on the head::
Ann Chovi: What have you done?!
Nothlit: I haven't done anything! The robot did it, er, I mean KAA!
Ann Chovi: If you stop that robot, you will not have to take a trip to the coal mines.
Nothlit: ::secretly turns off KAA robot again::
Ann Chovi: Okay, next question. Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Nothlit: I'm male, thank you very much.
Ann Chovi: Answer the question!
Nothlit: no Where were *you* on the night of the crime?
Ann Chovi: I'm the lawyer here! Quit asking me questions! I was at the party, by the way.
Ann Chovi: Where were you at the time of the crime?
Nothlit: I was on the roof hanging Christmas lights.
Ann Chovi: Did you drink any punch?
Nothlit: Most likely. I don't quite remember...
Ann Chovi: Did you fall off the roof?
Nothlit: Yes, yes. Into a holly bush, if I remember correctly.
Ann Chovi: After you fell, did the Gnome Liberation Front approach you about joining?
Nothlit: No, but I did see little fairies dancing about my head...
Ann Chovi: Where did you wake up in the morning?
Nothlit: Well, it wasn't the morning, but I came to underneath a window in the back somewhere.
Ann Chovi: Any other comments?
Nothlit: Cheese is good!
Ann Chovi: No further questions.
Nothlit: ::eats some cheese::
Ann Chovi: You really should share with the lawyers.
Nothlit: ::hoardes cheese::
Ann Chovi: You know, people who hoard cheese are going to jail.
Nothlit: ::eats all the cheese really fast::
Ann Chovi: Vinnie, take him away! And take off that lipstick!
Nothlit: Vinnie wears lipstick? ;-)
Ann Chovi: He stole that hooker red from Holli, and he just won't give it back.
Nothlit: lol