Ann Chovi: I call Tails to the stand!
Tails: *looks around* oh yeah, thats me.. *walks to the stand*
Ann Chovi: Where were you on the night of the party?
Tails: the party? i was at it *nod*
Ann Chovi: And what do you remember happening?
Tails: well.. i drank a lot of punch, so its pretty fuzzy. i remember the table dancing contest, but not who won. then Tyrael and i were...a little busy.. but i saw Holli and Roseidous stagger off together, i know that
Ann Chovi: Did you hear anything they said?
Tails: i heard a scream, a couple, maybe, but it could have been the music someone put on..
Ann Chovi: Enough about the party. Are you trying to take over the world? Remember, you're under oath.
Tails: *looks around* who told you that?!
Ann Chovi: I saw a certain webpage...
Tails: i had nothing to do with it, i swear! It was all Ho- er.. i dont know who it was..
Ann Chovi: I've heard rumors that you were the one who got past my traps.
Tails: lies-all lies!
Ann Chovi: That's not what Stan told me!
Tails: *gasp* what did he tell you?! i thought he promised to keep quiet! Damn him!
Ann Chovi: He may have taken your bribes, but Cheez Crackers only last so long!
Tails: i said i'd get more tomorrow!
Ann Chovi: Liar!
Tails: nuh uh!
Ann Chovi: Oh yes!
Tails: *he* lied to me! he said he wouldnt tell you! What else did he say?
Ann Chovi: He said that you left a few traps of your own in the computer room.
Tails: i didnt leave any traps! he's lying to you!
Ann Chovi: He wouldn't lie to the one who holds his sombrero hostage! You did it! Admit it!
Tails: never! You can never torture it out of me!
Ann Chovi: Vinnie! Bring the machine! And put some pants on!
Tails: alright, alright! i'm the one who made it into the room! i bribed Stan to turn off the traps, but i didnt lay any!
Ann Chovi: And what else did you do?
Tails: uhm....nothing....
Ann Chovi: You know what you did, and I know what you did, so lets make this easy and tell the jury what you did.
Tails: *mumbles*except-code-the-computers-to-pipe-all-the-info-to-my-laptop-and-self-destruct-when-the-camp-closes* what did i do?
Ann Chovi: I don't know. What DID you do?
Tails: i just said it!
Ann Chovi: Is that all?
Tails: ...yes....
Ann Chovi: Are you sure?
Tails: yessss
Ann Chovi: Positively sure?
Tails: absolutely postively sure. yes
Ann Chovi: Okaaaaay...
Tails: *grin*
Ann Chovi: So the poison ivy in the kitchen was someone else?
Tails: *looks at the ceiling for a second* uh, yes
Ann Chovi: And the person who stole Vinnie's miniskirt wasn't you?
Tails: actually, no
Ann Chovi: Okay, just checking. I think that was Roseidous, actually.
Tails: you're prolly right. I thought i heard him muttering about Sally needing a new skirt
Ann Chovi: It's too bad she...accidently popped
Tails: yeah, i heard about that.. *hides the needles behind her back* So sorry for him
Ann Chovi: *ahem* yeah
Tails: *nod*
Ann Chovi: No further questions.
Tails: ok :-) *grin*