Tyrael: I, Tyrael, aim to prove beyond a reasonable doubt, that whoever my client is didn't do the thing they are accused of doing.
Holli: And what about what Roser is accusing me of?
Tyrael: So in accordance with all that, and some newly instated "rules", I call.....*realizes the pause is useless as everyone knows who the witness is*...Roses!
*Roses leaves*
Dahjo: Hmmm.
Holli: Ty- do you even know what you are trying to prove?
Tyrael: Well, uh..not totally.
Holli: Good.
Tyrael: Now stop making me look bad!
Dahjo: *Thoughtful pose* IS it poosible for us to make you look any worse?
Holli: Roses left.
Holli: Maybe you should call Dahjo instead?
Dahjo: Yeah...
Holli: Dahjo likes bears.
Tyrael: Oh alright.
Dahjo: Bears, they're okay...
Tyrael: Dahjo, up to the stand.
Dahjo: *goes to stand*
Tyrael: Bailiff, you may need to give him a boost.
Tyrael: Ooh, I mean, uh...yeah.
Tyrael: *looks around*
Jedevenis: Wait, I'll get the step stool!
Dahjo: *scowls*
Tyrael: Where were you the night of this night, Mr. Dahjo Dahjo?
Dahjo: I was at home at my Supercomputer Station (tm).
*Roses returns*
Dahjo: See, I had my robotic flying spycam at the party....
Tyrael: Wow, that's incredibly nerdy.
Tyrael: And as the prosecution, it is my place to laugh at your social status.
Dahjo: NERD POWER!
Tyrael: At least you're not in denial.
Holli: Mr. Lawyer man, can I laugh too?
Tyrael: Yes you can, random person. So what did you see, Mr. Dahjo?
Dahjo: Well, everyone got drunk cause of Ann's stuff...
Holli: Dahjo, remenber, we can punish or reward...
Dahjo: And they kept bumping my spycam.
Dahjo: Ooh, reward.... punish bad...
Dahjo: Okay, well that made the thing get dirty so it was blurry.
Dahjo: Ooh, lemme look back at the video again.... I have it here as evidence.
Roseidous: *stands up* Objection! lemme is not a word!
Dahjo: *Video screen comes out of ceiling while dramatic music plays*
Roses: Objection overruled
Tyrael: Oh booyah!
Holli: That was our client, Ty...
Tyrael: I mean, wait, whose side am I on?
Roses: You're on his side, Mr. Tyrael.
Tyrael: Well. That explains a lot.
Dahjo: Okay, now watch!
Roses: *watches video*
Tyrael: Okay Mr. Dahjo *squints* what do you see?
Dahjo: Okay, well, everyone was dancing on the table....
Dahjo: And then Holli and Roses fell off the table and into a backroom.
Roses: Roses?
Dahjo: I mean Rosey!
Tyrael: Get your facts straight, man!
Roses: Not me!
Dahjo: No, not you, Rosey Rosey Rosey!
Dahjo: Okay, well, I flew my spycam in before the door shut.
Holli: Perv!!!
Tyrael: This witness is clearly an idiot, I'm ready to be thr- I mean, do continue Mr. Dahjo *nod*
Dahjo: Okay, well then *video stops* but... umm... technical difficulties...
Dahjo: *grabs Roses' gavel and whacks TV with it*
Dahjo: Grr... OBJECTION!
Tyrael: *sigh* Okay, questioning over.