Roses: So TAS, what did you think of the surprise ending of the trial?
TAS: *munch * munch *munch* Ith wath amathing thaw wichath simmoths wath gu... *swallows pizza* *ahem* I still think it was Darth Vader
TAS: ALL the evidence leads to him
Holli: *thumbs up*
TAS: I did tell you what I saw at the party didn't I?
Holli: *shakes head* no
Roses: No, why do you think they didn't call you as a witness?
Holli: He was delusional
TAS: CUZ THEY'RE DISCRIMINANT!
Holli: and he thinks he is a superhero
TAS: IT'S ALL BECAUSE I'M BLUE!
Roses: I didn't know you were blue
Tails: they love me cause I'm purple
TAS: ok, so here's how it went from my point of view
Roses: okay
TAS: I went to the party, and was having a great time, me and my imaginary fri...I mean Bethany were dancing
TAS: And they were playing some cool music
Holli: Bethany is like Sally I assume...Tails- you still got that pin?
TAS: But I happened to bring music which was cooler
TAS: Sooo, i walk up to the DJ and ask him to play the CD I brought
Holli: there wasn't a DJ...
Holli: but, Boredude was leaning on the stereo
TAS: SHUT UP! IN MY LITTLE WORLD THERE WAS ONE!!!
Roses: no, Boredude was the door
Holli: no, Al was the door, and Jeff was by Miss Cleo
Roses: Boredude told me he was the door
TAS: Ok, so five minutes later i wake up in a dark alley beside the joint
Holli: no- boredude was not the door
Roses: A joint? It was my house.
Roses: Hey, did you see Nothlit out there with the Christmas lights? I still can't find the blue ones....
Holli: Maybe he is using them for evil purposes
TAS: So, I decide to go back in and give that DJ a piece of my mind
Holli: Tas, you didn't..
TAS: BTW, the DJ strangly resembled Cookie monster
Roses: No, I didn't invite Cookie Monster
Holli: Cookie Monster was not at the party
Roses: but i do have a stuffed one....
Holli: maybe it was Cait?
Roses: maybe Cait was holding my stuffed one
TAS: Cait, Cookie monster...same thing
Holli: Hey- where WAS Cait at that party?
Roses: apparently being the DJ
TAS: ok so I march into there, and I tripped over a cat, and it attached itself to my face
Holli: a cat?
Roses: and where was Jaina? Crayak was throwing up in the washing machine, but Jaina usually has him on a leash
Holli: i think she was pretending to be Miss Cleo
Roses: No, that was really Miss Cleo
TAS: ok so I find a crowbar and I pry the cat off my face
Roses: Wait! You got that crowbar out of my bedroom!
TAS: *innocently* noo
Tails: no.. I brought a crowbar...
TAS: I..erm..that is...yeah! I used Tails' crowbar
Tails: uh.. in case we needed to.. open.. boxes.. or crates..of.. stuff..
TAS: Ok, I'm tired, so I decide a drink would do, as everyone was talkin about famous punch
Tails: You mean you did this *before* you drank any punch?
Holli: tas- at any point during the party- did you wear a tutu and a superman cape? and boxers on your head?
Tails: I thought that was Tyrael..
TAS: I'll get to that holli
Holli: no, Tyrael was making out with Vinnie who he thought was Barbie
TAS: MY STORY HERE! MY STORY!
TAS: I go to get a drink
Holli: The red drink or the blue one?
Tails: I was wondering about the lipstick..
TAS: Ahem *continues*
Holli: You should talk to him about Barbie- btw
TAS: So i get a big glass of the stuff...and it's like REALLY addicting...so i drink a couple more
Holli: red or blue tas?
TAS: i don't recall
Roses: purple? did you mix them?
Tails: look at his tongue
TAS: yeah that's it, I mixed them!
TAS: Then Cait offered me some "H"
TAS: But somehow I ended up getting some weed
Roses: Not in my house, you didn't
TAS: So I'm smoking weed (I didn't inhale!!!)
Holli: Weed? you mean dandilions?
Roses: oh, yeah, sorry, I need to weed the garden
TAS: And then I see Mizz Holli go into the back with Rosey
Tails: mizz?
Holli: tazz has an obesesson with zzzz
TAS: and then I passed out under the table while dancing the macarana
Roses: Aha! so you don't know who won....?
Holli: macarana and cheese, yummy
TAS: I SHOULD HAVE!
TAS: Tyreal won, but don't worry I'm gonna assassanate him
Holli: no! we need him for...purposes
TAS: So I wake up
Holli: do you really?
TAS: and I'm on the table in a tu-tu and a super man cape,with boxers on my head, and I'm singing "I want candy"
Holli: polkadotted ones
Roses: please tell me they weren't your boxers
Tails: *shudder*
TAS: yes they were
Roses: oh...so that means you were wearing....just the tutu?
TAS: *erm* correct...
Tails: oh.. my.. goodness..
Holli: Roses, at least he ain't like Roser
TAS: But it's the drink lady's fault!!
Holli: It is NOT Ann's fault
Roses: Hey, don't talk bad about Ann!
TAS: How was I to know that punch and weed have a deadly effect?
Holli: Deadly? You died?
Roses: She was just trying to let us have fun...it wasn't supposed to be that strong...i don't think...
Tails: you're still alive
TAS: Okay, so then I'm dancing on the table and I fall off and hit a strategicly placed anvil and go out cold
Holli: acme anvil?
Tails: it worked! errr...
TAS: YOU DID IT!!!
Roses: good job!
TAS: so anyway, I have this dream and in my dream Darth Vader comes to me
TAS: and he says may the force be with you and then he raped Richard Simmons after he turned into a bunny
Tails: *shudder*
TAS: ok so I wake up and I hear this voice saying "Use the force to kill Mr bubbles!!"
Holli: So this is technically not proof...it was a dream
TAS: it's SO convincing that I strangled him
TAS: and then I look up and see a bunny coming outta the closet and he hops up to me
Tails: he? Bunny was a she!
*Roses gets disconnected*
*Roses returns*
TAS: Hey, Roses, did you know that TAILS was that girl in the bathroom I told you about?!
Tails: *cries*
TAS: ~weeps~
Roses: What girl in the bathroom?
Tails: no no no no nooooooooooo
Tails: I was hoping it was Ty..
TAS: she has a right to know Tails
Tails: I refuse to say it..
Roses: Did you steal my toilet paper?
TAS: *breaks down crying*
Tails: You tell her, TAS
TAS: SHE is the one that spray painted on the stall :I LOVE TYREAL
Roses: Oh, I knew that already
Tails: I admit to that much..who else would?
TAS: But that's not all
Roses: Wait...I have a stall in my bathroom?
TAS:I walked into the bathroon, and she's singing "Who let the dogs out?" at the top of her longs while dancing with a plunger
TAS: She jumps on me, and sticks the plunger on my face making it quit hard to breath
Tails: *nervous laughter* I, uh, I knew Ann made that punch too strong..
TAS: Then, she starts "plunging" it up and down and I lose like the last nine meals I ate
Tails: It was an experiment!
TAS: and she's standing there LAUGHIN! So I turn into TAS-man
Tails: For the sake of science!
TAS: and I grabbed the plunger, and I pulled very hard on the plunger and then it popped off and went flying and broke the tv!!!
Roses: Wait again!
Tails: That was NOT my fault
TAS: SO IT WAS TAILS' FAULT NOT MINE!
Roses: I have a TV in my bathroom stall?
Tails: You could have peacfully passed out
TAS: So anyways, I've had to go through THREE surgerys to have my nose and mouth restored
TAS: and THAT Roses, is my story
Roses: And to wrap it all up, that's why you weren't at the trial?
TAS: Correct. I was in surgery.
Roses: I understand it all now.
TAS: Can I finish eating?