Roses leaned over to the jury, who handed her a piece of paper. She grins as she reads it and is about to announce it to the court when...

"Wait!!!" Tails screamed, "why does Roseidous have a zipper on the back of his neck?

"Um, I honestly do not know." Ann walked over to Roser who was desperately trying to hide the zipper.

"Lets find out." Holli grinned evilly as Ann duct taped Roser to the chair.

"Wait!" roses yelled as she jumped down from her judge's chair, "I want to pull the zipper"

Roses ran up to Roser and in one swift motion pulled the zipper down revealing Roser was not Roser to begin with.

"Tyrael?" various voices gasped.

"Wait! There is another zipper!" Tails reached over and pulled the zipper, revealing�

"Roseidous?"

"Wait, another!" Holli pulled the zipper this time.

"Roses?"

"That is so wrong..." Roses sighed, "look, another zipper!"

"Ann?" and another zipper

"Yoda!" and another zipper

"The Nothlit!!!" and another

"Holli?" and another

"Tails?" and another

"Tyrael?" and another

"Richard Simmons!!" The entire courtroom gasped.

"Richard Simmons, how could you do it?" Holli asked sadly.

"I wanted the darn rabbit, that's all, I would of gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you nosy kids and your dumb dog" Richard Simmons crosses his arms sourly, which was still rather perkily- but sour for him.

"But I don't have a dog?" Roses added.

"Then explain who that is," Richard Simmons points to a cartoon dog that is in Tyrael's arms.

"Raggy!!!!!!!!!!" The cartoon dog shouted. Tyrael looked down, shocked, and dropped the dog who immediately ran to a tall druggie like man in bell-bottoms.

"Mr. Simmons, just, one more question...where is Roseidous?" Ann asked, still being lawyerlike.

"On vacation of course" Richard Simmons shrugged as he got up to leave.

"So...Rosei is NOT pregnant with Katherine's puppies?" Tails asked.

"Nope." Roses answered.

"Damn" Holli said, disappointed.

"Wait! One more question!" Roses yelled.

"What?" Richard Simmons turned around.

"Who was that guy pretending to be my front door?" Roses asked, exasperated.

"Wasn't that al broker?" Tyrael asked." trying to get some action with the doorknob?"

"Oh, I was thinking maybe it was Boredude or Jeff, but it could have been him, yes."

" Nah- Jeff was by the punch bowl the whole night, he was confessing his deep dark secrets." Tails said.

"Oh, so *that's* who that was." Roses said thoughtfully.

Ann shook her head sadly, "And I thought Roseidous was bad"

"Okay, well, goodbye Mr. Simmons!" Roses waved as the overly hyper man exited the courtroom.

At that, everyone sighed and sat down, roses banged her gavel on the table and spoke "Case dismissed!"

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