Judge Roses:
You, the Morphz boardies are now faced with a difficult decision (yeah, right)
You must decide who is guilty and who is innocent...um...let me think of what....
Ann Chovi: *to jury* Holli is not guilty
Judge Roses:
We all know Rosey raped Katherine, who he thought was the bunny, so don't decide that....
Okay, so answer these questions:
Who is responsible?
Is Ann responsible because she "altered" the punch?
Am I responsible because I had the party?
Is Holli because she chained up Roseidous?
Is Tyrael responsible just because?
Who was the true winner of the table dancing contest?
Should we liberate the gnomes?
What is Project X, exactly?
Who wrote on John, Lord of Darkness (dum dum duuum!!)'s forehead?
Where did Dahjo get that SpyCam?
Who was the guy pretending to be the door?
Who told Katherine it was a costume party?
Who stole Vinnie's miniskirt?
Where did the Associates take the witnesses?
And who forgot to throw their trash in the trash can?
And my final thought before I leave the jury to deliberate:
You're all invited to a party at my house next week!
Ann Chovi: Yay!
Judge Roses: Ann, you bring the punch.
Holli: Is Roser invited too? - P
Judge Roses: Yes, but you can bring chains and duct tape.
Ann Chovi: I've got something special planned for the punch.
Holli: oh, fun! Ann, is it that stuff from camp porkchops and applesauce?
Ann Chovi: it's kind of a combination
Judge Roses: okay, jury....email me([email protected]) and vote! Roses for President of the World!
Judge Roses: Oh, wrong thing.
Judge Roses: This court is adjourned!
Holli: hmm, aren't combinations dangerous?
Ann Chovi: *ahem* NO! Not at all.
Roses: So, Holli, want to ride back to camp with me? I have this book all about water torture you can read
Holli: really? *imagines the possibilities* ow, head hurt- to much data
Roses: yep, let's go get in the car...Ann, you want to drive?
Ann Chovi: Here's some Oreos for the return trip
Holli: can i drive?
Ann Chovi: I get to drive!
Holli: can i tie Roser to the roof then?
Ann Chovi: It is my vehicle.
Roses: *picks up whip* yes, you can do that, Holli.
Holli: hurray!
Roses: *grabs gavel* Ready?
Ann Chovi: Let's go!
Holli: whoohoo!
Okay, that's it people. The Trial is over. If anyone at all is paying attention and would like
to answer any of those questions, please email me ([email protected]). And if we didn't question you, we're sorry.
Either the lawyers weren't online when you were, or we ran out of time. (or in Tyrael's case, he forgot) We had to finish this
before Roseidous got back from vacation.