Judge Roses: This court is now in session, the Honorable Judge Myself presiding.
Ann Chovi: Isn't the baliff supposed to do that?
Judge Roses: I don't have one, Vic had to go back to the lumberyard.
Holli: Where's Tyrael?
Judge Roses: Yes, where is the other lawyer?
Ann Chovi: Ahem. I don't know.
Judge Roses: Does anyone know?
Holli: Did Vic kidnap him? Or maybe Vinnie...
Judge Roses: Vic and Vinnie kidnapped all the other witnesses last night.
Holli: Why...?
Judge Roses: I don't know, but Ann and I looked around and they were gone.
Ann Chovi: Part of the Gnome Liberation Front of Vic's.
Holli: Oh...But Vinnie isn't a gnome, he's rather tall. And buff.
Judge Roses: He wishes he was.
Ann Chovi: He's a gnome sympathizer.
Holli: Maybe the hooker red lipstick caused him to go a little loco?
Judge Roses: Well...anyone want to wait for Roseidous or Tyrael?
Holli: Not me.
Judge Roses: Me either.
Holli: Can we pretend they are here?
Ann Chovi: Okay
Judge Roses: Ann? want to give your final statement?
Holli: ooh, lets use little sock puppets to be them!
Ann Chovi: My client is not guilty...of this crime. Tyrael's client is.
Holli: *gets out sock roser and sock ty*
Judge Roses: Actually, he probably is...but what about Katherine's testimony?
Ann Chovi: A strange testimony indeed.
Holli: Roser caused it. I know it- he brainwashed the poor dear.
Holli: Sock Roser says: "I admit it, I did it all! Please, forgive me as I grovel at your feet"
Judge Roses: So...any other statements?
Ann Chovi: Mosquitos reproduce in stagnant water.
Holli: really?
Judge Roses: Can we use that for Project X?
Ann Chovi: I think we could.
Holli: Wha? project x?
Judge Roses: Oh, sorry, Holli,...so how do you like camp?
Holli: Camp is fun. I like the hikes in the woods when we abandon Ty and Roser.
Judge Roses: Did you put the poison ivy in the kitchen?
Holli: no...it was poison sumac.
Judge Roses: Just a hint for next time: poison ivy works better.
Ann Chovi: Much better
Holli: Yeah but, I couldn't find any.
Judge Roses: We'll have to plant some.
Judge Roses: oh, wait, isn't this a trial?
Holli: um...
Ann Chovi: Oh yeah!
Holli: I thought it was an excuse to humiliate Roser?
Ann Chovi: shhhh
Judge Roses: well, that too
Holli: oh, ok
Judge Roses: okay, let me talk to the jury for a minute