Ann Chovi: I call Katherine to the stand!

Katherine: OK *walks up to stand*

Ann Chovi: In your opinion, what kind of person is Holli?

Katherine: A very sweet, sensible girl...not the kind to rape Roseidous

Ann Chovi: And what kind of a person is Roseidous?

Katherine: A person who was obssessed with a bunny...oh...I must admit to being emotionally scarred, by him! *court gasps*

Ann Chovi: How did Roseidous scar your fragile mind?

Katherine: Well...after the table dancing contest, I wanted to switch into a bunny costume to mock Roseidous. I had to go to the bathroom and took a wrong turn, and then he...he.....

Ann Chovi: Take your time

Katherine: he confused me with Bunny and...he kind of...couldn't hide his feelings for Bunny.

Ann Chovi: Are the puppies yours?

Katherine: yes...he just has them because he's more womanly than I am.

Ann Chovi: Is Roseidous the kind of person to accuse my client Holli of impregnating him?

Katherine: He'd do anything to prove that he's more manly then a ten-year-old girl

Ann Chovi: If you, personally, were in charge of sentancing Roseidous, what would be his punishment?

Katherine: I'd make him dance naked for the Great Goddess Of Seduction-Long live the Great One!

Ann Chovi: No further questions, your honor.

Katherine: *steps down*

Ann Chovi: It's over now

Katherine: heehee...Bwaha

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