Ann Chovi: Yoda, would you like to be a witness in the trial of Roseidous?
YODA: absolutely
Ann Chovi: I call Yoda to the stand!
YODA: lol
Ann Chovi: First question: Why did you let Luke try to save his friends? Wait, wrong Yoda
YODA: Lol
Ann Chovi: What were you doing at Roses party?
YODA: You don't want to know
Ann Chovi: You need to answer the question, Mr. Yoda.
YODA: okay. I was flirting with Roses. ::hides:: I actually got her to dance, once.
Ann Chovi: Why did you come when you weren't invited?
YODA: I was secretly invited by Chris
Ann Chovi: Did you puke in the wahing machine?
YODA: that wasn't puke.
Ann Chovi: What was it?
YODA: hmm...
Ann Chovi: The court needs to know
YODA: I don't know, but it didn't come out of TAS's mouth
Ann Chovi: And it was not caused by that rotten cheese he brought?
YODA: :-P well...I don't really know. I was drunk, and high on LSD, acid, heroin, cocaine, ecstasy, and a little marijuana, which i have in my pocket right now
Ann Chovi: And you didn't share?
YODA: oh, of course
Ann Chovi: LIAR!
YODA: everybody wanted some. BADGERING THE WITNESS!
Ann Chovi: LYING UNDER OATH!
YODA: KISS MY BUTT!
*Judge Roses hits Yoda with gavel*
Judge Roses : order in the court, now what's the problem?
Ann Chovi: Yoda has commited perjury
Judge Roses: Yoda, you will be held in contempt of the court...whatever that is
Ann Chovi: Yoda, you have to serve in the mines for no less than 2 weeks.
YODA: perjury?
Ann Chovi: Lying under oath
Judge Roses: yes, to the coal mines! Vinnie!
Ann Chovi: Vinnie, you can't wear that skirt to court.
Judge Roses: Sigh...Vinnie....go put on the pants. okay, witness, what do you have to say for yourself? *grabs whip menacingly* nothing?
Ann Chovi: He is petrified by the sight of Vinnie in that red mini-skirt, your honor.
YODA: oops i forgot about this "hearing"
Judge Roses: *cracks whip* you shall be punished! Off with your head!
Ann Chovi: *takes out voodoo doll*
YODA: AHHH! I have entered the lair of the dominatrixes...
Judge Roses: no, she's a vixen. a voodoo vixen
Ann Chovi: See the fox ears?
YODA: uh...yeah
Judge Roses: so...now what?
YODA: dunno. I'm a murderer
Ann Chovi: I knew it
Judge Roses: Are you? so am I
YODA: I killed Jiminy the cricket
Ann Chovi: Before or after I gave him the poison?
Judge Roses: i can't tell you who i killed...it's classified
Ann Chovi: Vinnie is a tough trainer
Judge Roses: yes he is
YODA: i sprayed him with shaving cream
Judge Roses: i think we forgot the purpose of this chat....
Judge Roses: no!!! *runs to save Vinnie*
Ann Chovi: Now that the judge is out of the room, it's just you, me, and a lot of questions. Question: Did you toilet paper my house last night? You're evil like that.
Judge Roses: *judge returns*
YODA: i'm back. is the 10 minute recess over?
Judge Roses: I sent Vinnie back to the coal mines
Ann Chovi: I seem to have beaten up the witness
Judge Roses: and I missed it?
YODA: hi
Ann Chovi: If you were in the room, things would have got more complicated
Judge Roses: apparently he was unconscious for a while
Ann Chovi: Yoda! Answer the question!
Judge Roses: yes or no!
YODA: sorry. yes
Ann Chovi: NOT AN OPTION! So you admit to being an associate of Tails'
YODA: yes
Ann Chovi: Interesting.
Judge Roses: wait, who's on trial here? tails? roseidous? or holli?
Ann Chovi: Everyone has done something! They're all guilty!
Judge Roses: not me! O:-) well...except for that one thing, but they can't prove it!
Ann Chovi: You didn't let me finish.
Judge Roses: oh, you may continue
Ann Chovi: All the witnesses have...dissapeared
Judge Roses: all of them?
Ann Chovi: All the witnesses raise your hands!
Judge Roses: Vic! Murry! Stan! Al! Vinnie! Bubba! Billy Jo! where did you put the witnesses? So...Ann...are we the only people here?
YODA: i ate them
Ann Chovi: That's what it looks like. He speaks!
YODA: are you going to question me or not?
Judge Roses: oh, hello
YODA: because Theresa wants to see Chris's other movies...
Judge Roses: i thought we went through that already. Okay...Yoda...did you go to the party?
Ann Chovi: Wait, I'm the lawyer!
Judge Roses: okay, fine
YODA: duh of course i did
Ann Chovi: Do you remember Holli and Roseidous going off together?
Judge Roses: Witness! It's past the judge's bedtime...hurry up!
Ann Chovi: If it's too difficult to speak, you can just nod.
Judge Roses: okay, that's it! Witness dismissed! Jury can disregard everything this witness said. *bangs gavel* yawn...it's way too late...*judge leaves*
Ann Chovi: I'm glad that's over with. *leaves*