Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, allow me to explain the purpose of this trial. I am Judge Roses, and this is my courtroom. *bangs gavel* (thinks: why did they
even give me a gavel? Ooh! I have a whip, too!) Anyway, let me tell the basic story and charges against the defendent, Holli. Then, we will have statements from the lawyers, and the witnesses.
A few weeks ago, a certain party was held at a certain Tri Leader's house in Budapest. All those involved with the RHTRCJPB Saga, and the Adventures in Time rpg were present for the celebrations.
At one point during the party, Ann Chovi accidentally spilled something in the punch, causing everyone to become rather intoxicated. Various other guests showed up. Soon afterwards, Roseidous, Holli, and the dead Bunny disappeared to a back room.
There, a series of events progressed of which we are not certain. Hopefully they will become clear during our proceedings.
A few weeks later, those of us at the party learned some very strange news. Roseidous is currently pregnant with puppies.
And now for the accusations: The plaintiff, Roseidous charges the defendent, Holli, of raping him and causing him to become pregnant with the 21 puppies.
Holli alleges that she did no such thing and accuses Roseidous of slander.
And now we will turn to the lawyers, Ann, representing Holli, and Tyrael, representing Roseidous for their opening statements.
At the end of this trial, we will ask you, the Morphz boardies, to determine who is guilty, who is innocent, and who gets free puppies.
Tyrael? As the prosecution, you may begin.
