Top 20 things Wes Janson does in a turbolift...

1. When there's only one other person, he taps them on the shoulder and then pretends it wasn't him.
2. He pushes all the buttons and pretends they give him a shock. Smiles and then goes back for more.
3. Asks if he can push the button for other people, but then pushes the wrong ones...
4. Calls the Luke Skywalker from his comlink and asks if he knows what floor he's on.
5. Holds the doors open and says he is waiting for his friedn. After a while, he lets the door close and says, "Hey Lt. Kettch how have you been?"
6. Drops his comlink and waits until someone reaches to pick it up and then screams, "That's mine!"
7. Brings a holo-recorder and take records everyone in the elevator.
8. Moves his desk into the turbolift and whenever someone gets on, he asks them if they have an appointment with General Antilles.
9. Leaves a box in the corner, and when someone gets on he asks if they hear something ticking.
10. Asks, "Did you feel that?"
11. Stands really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
12. When the doors close, he announces to everyone, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
13. Swats at flies and other bugs that don't exist.
14. Calls out "Group Hug!" and then enforces it.
15. Grimaces painfully while smacking his forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
16. Stands motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
17. Stares at another passenger for a while, and then he announces in horro, "You're one of THEM!!" and backs away slowly...
18. Wears sock puppets oh his hands and uses them to talk to the other passengers.
19. Stares, grinning at the another passenger for a while and then annoces "I have new pink plastic socks on!"
20. Draws a little square on the floor with chalk and announces to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!!!"

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