A Scary Downtime
Characters: Wedge (Heather), Wes (Kristy), Tycho (Carla), Hobbie (Gina), Gavin (Becky), Guy (Maureen)
Now that we have finally established the characters, I?m allowed to start the story?
(Beach house)
Since Wes had the first line in Script- I mean Reality is what you make it, it?s only fair that the author has the first line?
Author: Well, just thought I?d say the first line?
Wes: Why? Why can?t I have the first line? I?m special, I should get special privileges! These 3 pips give me special privileges, that?s what Hobbie told me!
Hobbie: I did not!
Wes: Did too!
Tycho: (Looks over at the 2) Shuddup.
Guy leans up against Wes.
Guy: You?re warm?
Wes: Umm?that?s nice?GET OFF ME!! INSUBORDINATION! Wedge, make him stop!
Wedge: (Distractedly) Umm?get off?
Gavin: What are you doing? You sound distracted?
Wedge: (Also Distractedly) Umm?writing this script?I?m also the author you know?I know what you are going to say next?
Gavin, Guy, and Tycho: That?s not-
Wedge: Fair?I know?
Author: This is fun?
(Wes starts to build a monument to himself out of his bravery awards)
Wedge: (Also also distractedly) Stop it Wes?
Tycho: That is just?just?
Gavin: Conceited? Egotistical?
(Guy?s jet pack all of a sudden ignites)
Guy: Umm?what the- ahhhhhh!!!!!
Hobbie: Sad? Hey! Come back! I wanna go!
Wes: (Looking away from his monument and paper-people worshipers) That GUY is strange?
Tycho: BOOM!!!
Tycho has just crashed his paper and duct tape TIE fighter into Wes?s monument, completely obliterating it.
Wes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! What have you done!?
Wes runs into a corner and starts to weep.
All of a sudden, the phone rings.
Hobbie: (Picks up the phone) Hello?
Weird Modulated Voice (Guy): What?s your favorite scary movie?
Hobbie: (Giggles like a girl) Why do want to know that?
WMV: Because you?re about to become one! Muahahahaha!
Hobbie: Huh?
WMV: I know where you live! Do you know where I am?
Hobbie: Umm?in the closet?
WMV: Oh, man?not fair.
Hobbie: Hey! Aren?t you that GUY?
WMV: Umm?no?I mean yes?errr?no?uhh?.yes?I don?t know?
Wes: Yeah! You?re the guy that always dies in the first 5 minutes of every story aren?t you?
WMV (Guy): I guess?
Tycho: Umm?
Wedge: Are you thinking what I?m thinking, Wes?
Wes: Yes, Wedge, but where are we going to get a car and a dark curvy road to drive on?
Author: Well, I can just write it in and it will appear?
Suddenly a Pontiac Sunfire convertible (Blue-Green colored) with hood down appears and everyone but Tycho is in it. Also, Wes is driving (who thought of that??) and they are on a dark and curvy road.
Hobbie: Wes, you don?t have a license?
Wes: I?ve been flying snubfighters for a long time, I?m sure that qualifies me to drive a car.
Wedge: But if you?ve seen him fly like I?ve seen him fly?(shakes head?)
All of a sudden, the car hits a person.
Guy: OH MY GOSH! WE?VE KILLED SOMEONE!
Everyone jumps out of the car, because the hood is down, to investigate.
Gavin: Hey, it?s Tycho. I wondered where he had gone?
Guy: (Frantic) What are we going to do?
Tycho: (Sits up) But I?m fine.
Wes: We have to bury the body!
Tycho: But I?m still alive! I?m fine!
All but Guy carry Tycho?s body away as he screams, "Don?t bury me! I?m alive! Nooooooooo!"
Guy: Hey! Maybe since Tycho died, I won?t have to! Yay!
All of a sudden, a car comes around the corner and hits the elated Guy.
People jump out of the car. (Which happens to be a Pontiac Sunfire Convertible (Blue-green color) with the hood down. Hmm?)
Person 1 (Gavin): Hey! We hit some guy!
Person 2 (Wes): (Frantic) What are we going to do?
Guy: (Sits up) I?m not quite dead yet!
Person 3 (Wedge) : We have to bury the body!
Guy: I think I?ll go for a walk!
Person 2 (Wes): Oh, shut up. You?re not fooling anyone.
Guy: I feel?happy! I feel?happy!
They carry Guy?s body off.
(Back to the beach house?magically?)
Tycho: That was fun?let?s do it again!
Wes: I thought you were dead!
Tycho: No, I was only mostly dead, which is also slightly alive!
Hobbie: (Eating?or drinking Mountain Dew) That?s nice?
Gavin: Hey Wedge, what?s in that box over there you?re trying to hide?
Wedge: (Gives up trying to hide box) A present?should we show them, Wes?
Wes: (Smiles maliciously) Yeah, this script is getting long, Wedge. Let?s wrap it up?heh?heh???heh.
Author: 3 hours later, Wes and Wedge laugh, go into a series of spasms, and disappear in a puff of insanity, happily pleased with themselves?