Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of the Empire
10. Insist on wearing your bunny slippers.
9. Tell Vader to relax.
8. Be too accurate when firing on a Sandcrawler, making it obvious to any passerby that it wasn't shot down by Tusken Raiders.
7. Use the Death Star's superlazer to carve your name into a nebula.
6. Speeder bike races down the corridors of the Executor.
5. Use two Star Destroyers and a Rebel Blockade Runner to play a huge game of "Pong."
4. Get caught reading a Zahn book during the Emperor's speech.
3. Start "the wave" during stormtrooper inspection.
2. Fool around with Vader's Lightsaber when he's in his meditation pod, pretending to be a Jedi.
1. Secretly replace Vader's lightsaber with a traffic flashlight.