Top Ten Star Wars-ish things to say when your parents make a surprise visit to your house or dorm...
10. "Exciting is hardly the word I would use."
9. "Unexpected this is, and unfortunate."
8. Gesture around the room and say to your roomates, "If they don't go for this, we're gonna have to get out of here pretty quick."
7. Say to them, as they come in the door, "You've got a lotta nerve coming here, after what you pulled."
6. "Hi son, we just dropped by to see if you would JOIN US for lunch." Reply with, "I'll never join you!" (distort your face) Then throw yourself down the nearest shaft.
5. Aske them for money, the if they ask why they must page....Have a friend yell, "Because he/she's holding a thermal detonator!" (Everyone dive for cover)
4. If they ask why the place is in such a mess, reply with, "Your eyes can decieve you-don't trust them...I've let go of my conscious self and acted on instinct."
3. "I've got a bad feeling about this."
2. "Lock the doors, and hope they don't have blasters!"
1. If they ask you how you are doing in school say, "When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master."