The patriarch of MMW is our fearless leader, the GODFATHER. His name was derived from the classic MMW hit movie, "Old School." After all, it's his house, his beach, and his ass on the line if anything gets screwed up! While not known as a predator on the golf course, the Godfather can hold his own when it comes to drinking, eating, and smoozing with the supporting cast.
DISCO GENE
If you've checked out any of the pictures in the gallery, it's easy to see how Disco got his name. But burning up the dance floor is nothing compared to the heat he generates after a couple of slices of Gino's Pizza or a Big Oak Chili Dog. Disco is personally credited with "Raising the Bar" by introducing a Married Man original in 2003...Golden Shower Ale.
Disco is also perhaps the most committed MMW participant, having traveled from Moab Utah in 2004 to indulge in the experience that is Married Man Weekend.
DOUG E. FRESH
The technical mastermind behind MMW, Doug E. Fresh handles nearly all camera work and undertakes the undaunting task of supplying the masses with MMW movies, trailers, and photos. Named after the famed rap star, Doug E. Fresh is THE authority on movies, music, and entertainment. While he is quite the mover on the dance floor, his "dealing" talents in poker are unsurpassed. Is considered by most to be the "conscience" of MMW.
WEEZER
We may never know the meaning behind the name Weezer, but his propensity for having something scheduled during MMW is well known. He is forever being screwed by "outside forces." Also referred to as "the Rookie," Weezer set precedent by introducing liquor to MMW.
TEAL
Most commonly referred to as "The Governor," Teal works a room like a politician wished he could. Within minutes of entering the Cutty Sark, it's a sure bet that someone will be buying him a drink, or jawing with him in some obscure conversation. "Fives" are the card of choice for Teal at the poker table...if he's not taking your money with a set of them, he's getting taken out by them.
COUNTRY CLUB
Country Club's name was derrived from his exquisite sense of fashion, coupled with his golf prowess. Undefeated in MMW golf play, Country Club also holds the distinction of being the first to throw up at MMW, a trait that has garnered him a second name, "Thunder." In an ironic twist, CC has garnered another "first," being the only MMW attendee to be offered money for sex. He graciously declined, and threw up again not long afterward.
And our newest member...
CAPTAIN CRUNCH
The "Captain" graces our presence after 2 tours of military duty, with a third one pending. Labled as a "sneaky drunk" by some of his family members, the youngest attendee will serve as honorary body guard for the rest of the MMW group. He has a fondness for the dark beers, and could give Country Club a run for the MMW golf title. We welcome Captain Crunch to the MMW society, and thank him for his dedicated service to our country!