Anonymous
- A good marriage is like a casserole, only
those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
- -- Anonymous
- A little girl at the wedding afterwards
asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you
mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with
one man, and came back with another."
- -- Anonymous
- All marriages are happy. It's living
together afterwards that is difficult.
- -- Anonymous
- Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole
family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.
- -- Anonymous
- Compromise: An amiable arrangement between
husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
- -- Anonymous
- Every mother generally hopes that her
daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's
certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
- -- Anonymous
- Give her two red roses, each with a note.
The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second,
"For my best friend."
- -- Anonymous
- He believes that marriage and a career
don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
- -- Anonymous
- He early on let her know who is the boss.
He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the
boss."
- -- Anonymous
- Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
- -- Anonymous
- I told my wife that a husband is like a
fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the
cellar.
- -- Anonymous
- If it weren't for marriage, men and women
would have to fight with total strangers.
- -- Anonymous
- If it weren't for marriage, men would
spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
- -- Anonymous
- Is it better for a woman to marry a man
who loves her than a man she loves.
- -- Anonymous
- It's not as great a day for the bride as
she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
- -- Anonymous
- Jealousy is the only vice that gives no
pleasure.
- -- Anonymous
- Know her mind and you can have her body,
know her heart and you have her soul.
- -- Anonymous
- Love begins with a smile, grows with a
kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
- -- Anonymous
- Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a
husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
- -- Anonymous
- Marriage is a romance in which the hero
dies in the first chapter.
- -- Anonymous
- Marriage is a three ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
- -- Anonymous
- Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss.
Ergo...
- -- Anonymous
- Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You
have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.
- -- Anonymous
- Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get
used to it, it's not so hot.
- -- Anonymous
- Marriage is like a violin. After the music
is over, you still have the strings.
- -- Anonymous
- Marriage is the only war in which you
sleep with the enemy.
- -- Anonymous
- Mistress: Something between a mister and a
mattress.
- -- Anonymous
- Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her
son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
- -- Anonymous
- Republican boys date Democratic girls.
They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little
fun first.
- -- Anonymous
- Some men are born with cold feet; some
acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
- -- Anonymous
- The fate of love is that it always seems
too little or too much.
- -- Anonymous
- The theory used to be you marry an older
man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature.
So you might as well marry a younger one.
- -- Anonymous
- They had a dispute about a night out with
the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
- -- Anonymous
- They have come up with a perfect
understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his,
either.
- -- Anonymous
- They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it
takes ten people to separate them.
- -- Anonymous
- We always believe our first love is our
last, and our last love our first.
- -- Anonymous
- We come to love not by finding a perfect
person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
- -- Anonymous
- Wind is to fire like distance is to love;
it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
- -- Anonymous