| A mysterious letter about Marlons' Aunt was found in a floating beer bottle washed up on the shore of the Passaic River near the town of Rutherford. This disturbing letter was more of a warning to any who plan to fuck his aunt in the future. The letter read the following: |
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| Dear anonymous and retarded people, My name is *****. I am writing this letter to you to warn you of the infamous Marlons' Aunt who I myself have fucked for quite a while. After one my many nights and visits of the dumb slut I realized something a little unusual about her. While eating her out one day I realized the more arroused she became, the bigger her clitoris became. I never thought anything of it so I had just ignored it for the 8 months it had happened. But then while fucking her in her vagina one day I pulled out and realized my penis was bleeding on the side. So i figured maybe I did more then my penis could handle so I simply just cleaned it up and it eventually stopped bleeding. Now a few night later I found myself eating her out again and now my tongue was bleeding...and wouldn't stop. Finally I became aggrevated with the bitch's vagina always making me bleed so I decided to just give her a nice punch to the face and ended up breaking her eye socket. A few nights I had a knock at my apartment door. When I opened the door I found this ugly Spanish bitch with a swollen eye in the doorway. It was obviously Marlons' Aunt probably looking for crack again. But she offered me a lot of oral sex and I decided to take her offer. So she sucked away and once in a while I would tell her to look into my eyes. I didn't become romantic with her, I just smacked her everytime. But after a nice slap she'd go back to sucking and licking. Then she suddenly just stop blowing me and she ripped off her pants. Then with my own eyes I witnessed probably the 18th wonder of the world. The bitch pulled out a 14 inch butcher's knife out of her vagina. Then all she said was "Oh, that where knife went!" Then she said she had an itch inside her vagina and it ended up being the 14 inch butcher's knife. I called her a dumb whore and punched her broken eye socket again. Then I kicked her out into the cold. The temperature that day was below 16 so I was glad she'd be cold. So this letter is to those who plan to fuck her because she is incredibly stupid and desperate for crack or crack money. I am warning you to not just wear a condom when you're going to fuck her but where maybe two or three at once. Her vagina or even anus could be holding sharp and dangerous objects that you could never imagine would fit or even feel comfortable for a girl to hold inside of her. All I have left to say now is God, she's a fucking whore. Also if you haven't yet go to www.marlonsaunt.vze.com to check for any additional information about the infamous Marlons' Aunt you may need or want to know about her and her demonic slutty ways. And most of all beware of her vagina. Sincerely, ********** |
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| So as you see, this former customer of Marlons' Aunt was lucky enough to even still have his penis attached to him. And as he exclaims in his letter, "Beware of her vagina." Mr. ******, we will take your warning with seriousness and thank you for the concern of other young, dumb people who will fuck that son of a slut for anything. | |||||
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